Dear Brett

[RandomThug]

I decided that my last post was somewhat refreshing, giving the fact some people got to lift stuff off thier chest. So now I decided to follow up on it, and if others want to follow it would be great. The rule here is to write a letter to yourself, kind of like a self help letter to yourself... anyhow here goes.

To whom it may concern,

Dear Sir I am writing from within the mind of Brett Basen, I am deeply concerned with my host. You see he has been trying so hard for the past two years to make something of himself, but his destructive nature has caused to many dips in his path. I know he tries to get past them, and I KNOW he wants to succeed, its just that... I am afraid he might do something stupid again, something ridicules like walk out of work. Sir I am curious if there is any help you can give me, any way out...

I am well aware of all my hosts flaws, you see his flaws are mine as well. the money he owes will be eventually paid off as time goes by. As will the pain of your ex will fade completly when she is gone. Time will eventually help you physically too, you will join that gym and get back your youthful strength. Dear sir I know what I must do to get my host back into a good life, because I know my host has a good life. Thank you for listning to me for this short time, I know it has felt good for me.

Love, Bretts inner child.


(thug)

[Weasel]

@Weasel

Dear Evil Vile Tyrant Weasel,

I'm writing you today to tell your plan for world domination is not going well. All the faithful backstabbing has ended in failure. Your sub group COMM has kicked you out and to top it off, Minerva or Ms.T will not send you pictures of theirselfs.


In the world of business you would be considered a failure on all these accounts, but since this is the best message board on the net, you have finally seceeded in going lower than failure. (At this moment I need one of Fable's great words to classify you as.)

In closing, I believe you need a break from the board to clear your mind and get back on track to be the Evil'est Mean'est Vile'est Tyrant...something you are lacking nowadays.

Best regards,

Weasel.