You know you got infected with Star Wars when.........

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon May 27, 2002 11:05 am

You start imagining you can force choke your wothless subordinate infront of their coleague

You keep hearing "Use the Force, Luke" when your car stuck in the traffic jam

You start saying, "I sense a disturbance in the force" without particular reason

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon May 27, 2002 11:38 am

. . . after receiving a bad grade on a test, you strangle your teacher and say, "You've failed me for the last time, professor."

. . . you get expelled from school for picking fights with trekkies.

. . . your neighbours think you're growing clones in your basement.

. . . before bed each night you kiss your poster of Ian McDarimid and whisper, "What is thy bidding, my master?"

. . . you beat the hell out of a co-worker for resetting the homepage on your computer from theforce.net to google.

. . . when your folks ask you why you want to borrow the car, you tell them you have to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters.

. . . you refer to your car as the Executor even though it's really an '84 Prelude.

. . . after a night of hard drinking, you seriously consider taking out a hit on Mel Brooks, Rick Moranis and Bill Pullman for "blasphemy".

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Mon May 27, 2002 1:51 pm

... you try to use your mind to raise your car out of the mud
... and when it fails you expect a lil'green man to come and do it for you
... you rename your dog "Chewbacca"
... you nail cardboard wings to your car and call yourself "Red Leader"

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon May 27, 2002 1:58 pm

Originally posted by /-\lastor

... you nail cardboard wings to your car and call yourself "Red Leader"

I really don't see what is wrong with cardboard wings (I will give you your due on the Red Leader part). In fact my gas mileage improved (Another 2 miles per gallon on the highway)

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Mon May 27, 2002 2:19 pm

... you try to get rid of door-to-door salesmen with Jedi mind tricks.

... 18 months ago you bought a new Ford Falcon, just so you could say you own the Millenium Falcon.

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Mon May 27, 2002 2:23 pm

...........When you start a thread like this

...........When you reply to a thread like this

...........When you quote/identify with the comic book guy on Ths Simpsons- 'Worst thread ever!' as he would say.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Mon May 27, 2002 4:07 pm

........you try to make lightning come out of your fingers to attack your enemies.

........you insist that your boss is on the payroll of the Empire and/or a Dark Jedi.

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Mon May 27, 2002 6:21 pm

... you want to strike down Anakin with a lightsabre in bitter jealousy over his incomparable babe of a girlfriend/wife.

Did I just write that?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon May 27, 2002 6:55 pm

... your avatar says it all...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon May 27, 2002 9:31 pm

When you try to use the jedi mind trick on the hot girl next door.

When that fails, you still think you can use the same trick to calm her bodybuider boyfriend.

When that too fails, you resignedly say "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could imagine"

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 28, 2002 12:33 am

you call the technical support hotline saying "Help me Obiwan Kenobi....."

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue May 28, 2002 2:15 am

...you insist that your significant other wear Princess Leia hairdo while sporting the outfit she wore aboard Jabba's dessert barge.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue May 28, 2002 5:50 am

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you insist that your significant other wear Princess Leia hairdo while sporting the outfit she wore aboard Jabba's dessert barge.

And that makes you a Star Wars geek why?

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Tue May 28, 2002 8:05 am

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you insist that your significant other wear Princess Leia hairdo while sporting the outfit she wore aboard Jabba's dessert barge.

That's called "Living the good life"

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 29, 2002 1:21 am

You start using Smileys like this:

No worries,

Beldin

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed May 29, 2002 4:53 am

...You somehow become a Mod in a Star Wars forum, yet you you don't know how
... Speaking, begin you, like Master Yoda
... Everytime someone threatens you, you start singing "'Cause we got the Death the Star!"

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:47 am

Not much of a geek I suppose...

Originally posted by HighLordDave

And that makes you a Star Wars geek why?

... but perhaps more of a Star Wars fetish, don't you think?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jun 01, 2002 11:43 am

you mumble "I sense a disturbance in the force". Short while later your annoying mother in law show up on your door step.