Whoa. 6000 posts.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:12 am

I have to wonder if what little moral fiber I have is slipping. With 6000 posts, it's apparent I've become a SPAMmer. My palsied grip on reality has finally given way completely. I am now at the mercy of whatever trivial thought enters my pate.

And if any of you layabouts insinuate that this has always been the case, I'll run my fingernails over a virtual blackboard until you scream.

Now, where was I...? Oh, yes. The horror of it all! 6000 posts. I am beyond redemption. The only thing left to do is to give into the Dark Force and continue to 7000.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:14 am

well, another one gone. there are just too few of us non spammers left. once you hit 6000 you're gone. what am i talking about? once you hit 1000 you're gone. you've been a spammer for a long time fable, don't try and say you've just turned over to the dark side. you've been there for ages.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:15 am

@ fable

I have waited a while to say this...

Your a spammer

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:17 am

tamerlane! stop posting now! you are almost to 1000! do not join the evil force of spammers! stay with us! post no more!

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:18 am

Thank you for those kind but honest words, @AR. I suppose it's true. Unbeknownst to myself, I have been sinking deeper and deeper into the steaming, stinking morass of SPAMable perdition, dropping ever more steadily into a dissipated lifestyle of endless SPAM fixes and SPAM highs. I have subcumb to the rot that once surrounded me, and now bear the blight within myself. Where will it all end, I ask?

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:19 am

OK, I'll rest for a while

Kind of ironic, isn't it?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:19 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
@ fable

I have waited a while to say this...

Your a spammer

YES! YES! I CONFESS!

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:21 am

Originally posted by fable
Where will it all end, I ask?

Here at GB, when the cows come home, the pigs fly and hell freezes over?

May you reach 10,000 in one piece.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:23 am

@fable-Congrats there old friend, you've certainly come a long way

(since when was it deemed evil to be a spammer in a board that is created for the purpose of 'spamming'?

)

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:23 am

Those who spam together flock together.

We should form a Spammer Club right here.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:24 am

i guess it's been evil since weasel started doing it. tamerlane, only 3 more to go!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:28 am

Originally posted by fable
Thank you for those kind but honest words, @AR. I suppose it's true. Unbeknownst to myself, I have been sinking deeper and deeper into the steaming, stinking morass of SPAMable perdition, dropping ever more steadily into a dissipated lifestyle of endless SPAM fixes and SPAM highs. I have subcumb to the rot that once surrounded me, and now bear the blight within myself. Where will it all end, I ask?

Where will it end, you ask.

The day you see the light of the Weasel Way and give into communication. The higher ground in the filth that is Speak Your Mind.

I can see a bright future for you in this Noble and Just cause.

But I will not ask you to join, a true member needs not ask, and If I might say so, you have shown from your post here, that in your heart you are already a member of this Extremely Nice and Orderly group have been since day one. Congrats on the post and congrats on seeing the true light.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:36 am

so how exactly do you go about making the jump from SPAMMer to COMMunicator?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:37 am

Congrats on your spamtastic achievement Fabster. What you lose in credibility you gain in... uh... Congrats on the 6K!

Originally posted by Baldursgate Fan
Here at GB, when the cows come home, the pigs fly and hell freezes over?

Did someone mention flying pigs?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:48 am

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
so how exactly do you go about making the jump from SPAMMer to COMMunicator?

Follow Fables lead and you will get there. The secrets are not told, they are learned.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:50 am

ahhhh, i have no idea what you are talking about.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:04 am

Exactly. Now you’re catching on AR.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:06 am

lucky for me i still have 300 something posts to go before i get up to 1000. i got plenty of time.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:09 am

You'd be surprised how fast time goes by when one gets caught in the fury of spam.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:11 am

i know, i think about 500 of these posts were posted in just this month.