fine neighborhood chronology

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 10:48 am

Someone sent this link to me and I had to share it with the group. It is one of the funniest web sites I've ever seen. enjoy.

click here

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 10:49 am

Deadlinks are funny, but surely not that funny.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 10:50 am

try it again

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 10:55 am

Try this

This might work, I'm not sure of the .htm at the end.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 10:58 am

ok, now both links work, thanks weasel.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:02 am

This stuff is hilarious! Brilliant, thanks for the link.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:14 am

I've lived near hellish neighbors, but never like that. Kind of makes you wish for a twenty ton weight to suddenly appear above the house, and flatten it with owners within.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:21 am

Hey!! At least I did build the mailbox! The pond was my wife's idea!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:29 am

ROFL

This website is the best argument for owning a very large acreage (with your house directly in the middle of it) that I have ever seen.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:35 am

That reminds me

I was out once with a good friend of mine when we were kids, when we had an encounter with a mailbox (go ahead, I dare you). I was staying with my parents, and we went out to a strip club to play pool and drink too much. We drove home and as my friend dropped me off, he ran over their mailbox with his pick-up. This was about 3am. The mailbox was a nice one with wood and brick and flowers sticking out of it. I was worried, but my friend said he'd take care of it. Before 9am the same day, he had bought lumber, built a nex mailbox, set it in cement and put the flowers back on, all before my parents woke up. Not a funny story, but interesting to me because it shows a trait very rare in people, and one which I respect tremendously. He was one of my very few true friends in life.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:40 am

@Weasel,

I love what you've done with the spice garden.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:43 am

I was out once with a good friend of mine when we were kids, when we had an encounter with a mailbox (go ahead, I dare you).

Was it as good for you as it was for the aluminum container?

And did you use protection? I've been given to understand that it's very difficult and potentially embarassing during an intimate moment to explain to a partner the anatomical presence of rust.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:51 am

Originally posted by fable
I was out once with a good friend of mine when we were kids, when we had an encounter with a mailbox (go ahead, I dare you).

Was it as good for you as it was for the aluminum container?

And did you use protection? I've been given to understand that it's very difficult and potentially embarassing during an intimate moment to explain to a partner the anatomical presence of rust.

I had a bet going with myself about who would take that bait, and I must admit, I'm startled to find that it was YOU, you canny & Circean miscreant.

We did not actually have intercourse with the mailbox, however, we noticed that its flag was pointed straight up after our initial contact with it, and so we massaged its post until it spewed forth a torrent of white letters, all over our hands.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 12:39 pm

Originally posted by Witch King

I had a bet going with myself about who would take that bait, and I must admit, I'm startled to find that it was YOU, you canny & Circean miscreant.

I live to serve.

I have expunged the rest of your post from my memory. There are certain things that humankind was not meant to know. I have a strong suspicion that the incident involving you and the mailbox was one of them.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 1:22 pm

Originally posted by fable
I have expunged the rest of your post from my memory. There are certain things that humankind was not meant to know. I have a strong suspicion that the incident involving you and the mailbox was one of them.

Well, I wouldn't want anything unpleasant to get stuck in your mind. I'll be more heedful in the future, my apologies.

We did not actually have intercourse with the mailbox, however, we noticed that its flag was pointed straight up after our initial contact with it, and so we massaged its post until it spewed forth a torrent of white letters, all over our hands.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 5:53 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
@Weasel,

I love what you've done with the spice garden.

I'm always on the look out to spice it up.

And yes it was going to be a two story chicken coop.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 5:55 pm

Originally posted by Witch King

Well, I wouldn't want anything unpleasant to get stuck in your mind. I'll be more heedful in the future, my apologies.

No, don't worry about it. I wouldn't expect you be post without being unpleasant. It's part of your persona, like the sharpened fingernails and Hello, Kitty bowtie.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 6:00 pm

Originally posted by fable

No, don't worry about it. I wouldn't expect you be post without being unpleasant. It's part of your persona.

OMG! ABUSE OF POWER! HELP, MODERATORS!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 6:26 pm

Originally posted by Witch King

OMG! ABUSE OF POWER! HELP, MODERATORS!

Now Fable that wasn't nice, you know it's a my little pony bowtie

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 6:45 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Now Fable that wasn't nice, you know it's a my little pony bowtie

Oh, that's right. He ate the Hello, Kitty one. But I think the Little Pony bowtie doesn't go as well with his checkered tutu.