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Post by Mr Sleep »

What is your ideal vocation, if you could do anything, anything at all, what would it be.....and could there be more inspirational thinking than just porn star please :rolleyes:

Personally it would be Bass player in a Jazz band :cool:
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Database designer - contracted and working from home.

I'm getting there. :D
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I'd like to play the guitar in a Blues (or "R & B" ) Band....

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Post by nael »

i'd like to own a successful, popular bar, be a director, or be an author
I would be a serial killer if i didn't have such a strong distaste for manual labor
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A monkey wrangler. just think of the monkeys! :cool:

or write stuff.

or have some semblance of musical talent.
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Post by Rob-hin »

I would do absolutely nothing and get payed for it.... but since nobody is stupid enough to hire me for that. :rolleyes:
I guess I'd like to be a racecar driver. Formula 1 or Rally, I'm not sure.
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I would like to be a helicopter pilot. Closest I'll probably get to the freedom of flying.
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If I could play baseball for a living...
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Moderator on SYM anyone? :D :D
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Post by Tamerlane »

Fighter pilot, could of been one too. If not for those high cut-off marks. :(

However since I was little I had always wanted to be a games reviewer. Getting payed for playing games. ooh yeah! :D
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Post by HighLordDave »

My choices:

1) Superhero (cool outfit, mutant powers, secret hideout and sidekick)

2) football play-by-play announcer (cool signature line, get paid to watch football, can double as stand-up comic and get TV show on cable)

3) professional wrestler (cool signature move, freaky eyebrows, action figures and "the chair")
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Post by Nippy »

Hmmm, I've thought about this many times...
  • Officer in the Navy, Captaining a ship. (Would they trust me with the keys to an Aircraft Carrier? :D :D )
  • Solicitor, making boat loads of money to speak. :D
  • Going into high-level management (translation: Leaning back on a recliner chair doing nothing. :D )
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Scientist/Naturalist, in the footsteps of David Attenborough.

I learned all about the birds and the bees from him.

Absolutely inspirational.
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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by K0r/\/f1@k€$
Moderator on SYM anyone? :D :D
If only we got paid for it... :rolleyes:
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RPG games tester...

Professional golfer...

(btw Sleep, whats wrong with the international porn star thing??)
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Would you really want to do nothing but sleep with beuat... Nevermind... :D

Actually, I just want to write something that would be remembered in society.
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Post by Leonardo »

Consultant: Big bucks + low responsability + flexible hours.
If things go right, you get the merits. If things go wrong, you blame the employees.

A hitman career would be nice too...
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Leonardo
A hitman career would be nice too...
Nice?!? A hitman?!? NICE?!? :eek:

I'd like to be a movie reviewer for Empire magazine, or possible the presenter of Film 2002 (or whatever year)
Who, me?!?
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Beer taster :cool:
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Beer taster
Don't you do that anyway? :D
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