Depraved NPC torture experiments, or the most depraved thing to do to korgy...

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:37 am

npc torture seems to come up a lot, so here is the most depraved thing you can do, bar none.

Turn Korgan into a

lawful good paladin, human, or elven.

his screams will be heard for days...nah, too sick, we like korgan as the sicko psychopath he really is...

I will torture him some, by making him lawful good, so he wont whine when rep gets high, or when a holy smite goes off...

turn aerie evil, for serious turn undead fun...

aerie unleashes triggered disintegrate on orphans,
" im so glad I came with you, i never imagined we would be doing such great things..."

turn jan into a lawful good human ranger...

turn mazzie into anti paladin, or evil cleric, so she turns paladins...

any thoughts...

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:51 am

While you are at it

why not turn Minsc into evil bard with Swan Song special ability?

His sidekick Boo into BUN BUN?

Edwin into priestess of Lathander? With kai shots?

Jaheira into monkess (nun?) with quivering palm and stunning blow?

Immie into vampire/lich with Time Stop/drain levels? And you get to stake her after Spellhold for kicks?

Anomen into dual wielding dwarf with Elminster's scimitars?

Nalia into druid/thief/mage/archer/inquisitor?

Mazzy into archer with permanent improved haste?

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:06 am

Fan, buddy, we are after sick things, not sk hacks that actually sound fun and interesting to do.

hmmm..swan song...gotta work on that...

looking for sick effects, like can you imagine what korgys reaction in real life if he was lawful good???

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:12 am

Fan, buddy, we are after sick things, not sk hacks that actually sound fun and interesting to do.

Oops. Sorry!

looking for sick effects, like can you imagine what korgys reaction in real life if he was lawful good???

He would surely flip!

Now *evil ideas churning* if we can just work on Viccy...

mabrook · Post by **mabrook** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:16 am

well

-I think you should turn Anomen into a halfling with charisma of 3, so nobody will care about his stupid "the gods have blessed me, me alone"-thingie. And the worst thing for him: kick him out of the order of the radiant heart (he will perish!)

-Nalia is kinda easy: She will be a master of torture in a dark dungeon somewhere far below the surface, where she has to cut and ... well, you know what she REALLY likes to do with orphans?

Have fun

Mabrook

I think my dark side is evolving *muarharharharhar*

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:21 am

First off, welcome to the Sick and Depraved Club!

-Nalia is kinda easy: She will be a master of torture in a dark dungeon somewhere far below the surface, where she has to cut and ... well, you know what she REALLY likes to do with orphans?

Hmm, never thought of Nalia as someone who would indulge in BDSM. Or orphan abuse, for that matter

Well, User, that's an idea for you, if ever there was one!

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 2:19 am

the most sick and twisted thing in the game I have ever seen, and thats a lot, is taking edwina to see that little elf gigalo in the copper coronet, and if you have edwin in the middle of his change, she/he will react in a really sicko, double entendre way to the gigalo. it was also by far the funniest thing in the enter game, including tob. simply priceless!!!

just thought of a new experiemnt...change immie into single class assassin, drop to 1st level, and clua her up to about level 30 assassin, then dual to mage. while still at low level try to backstab and set traps. the set traps should work, and with right script, like infamous aerie hide in shadows effect, she should make the backstab attempt and do it, since the bakcstab modifier is in the affects parameters.

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 3:12 am

Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
Fan, buddy, we are after sick things, not sk hacks that actually sound fun and interesting to do.

hmmm..swan song...gotta work on that...

looking for sick effects, like can you imagine what korgys reaction in real life if he was lawful good???

Actually, turning Korgan into a pally sounds like a fun and interesting thing to do. Imagine a pally with Enrage ability and Korgan's dialogs...

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 4:16 am

Actually, turning Korgan into a pally sounds like a fun and interesting thing to do. Imagine a pally with Enrage ability and Korgan's dialogs...

And grandmastery of the axe and long pork swords ... boggles the mind!

Guess we are all bored with the normal, everyday NPC and wanna hack something new

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 5:25 am

you know, if you turn him into paladin, EVIL< you should be able to wield holy avenger in slot one and soul reaver in slot two!!!!

holy avenger just needs paladin qualification to be useable, but soul reaver just needs evil.....

I think...

too bad you cant do it, just looked at korgy, a I was turning him goody two shoes, he is a cheat character. if you look in sk, he is listed as straight fighter, NO KIT...the kit info is grayed out. looks like with mazzie, for example, the developers just crammed effects into a basic fighter, and made it register in info screen as berserker, no kit info is displayable in his entry in sk, so changing him would be very risky and prone to crashing the game.

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 5:55 am

too bad you cant do it, just looked at korgy, a I was turning him goody two shoes, he is a cheat character. if you look in sk, he is listed as straight fighter, NO KIT...the kit info is grayed out. looks like with mazzie, for example, the developers just crammed effects into a basic fighter, and made it register in info screen as berserker, no kit info is displayable in his entry in sk, so changing him would be very risky and prone to crashing the game.

See your point there. In that case, make an exact clone of Korgy in sk without the restrictions and waste him together with anomen in that bar when you meet.

Slightly off-topic but relevant to this discussion, I made a clone of Balthazar (nice Lunar stance ability) for a PC when I got thumped real bad.

gnomethingy · Post by **gnomethingy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:26 am

This istn really a depraved torture for npc's.... but its still depraved and it does involve korgan, so by defualt that makes it a good thing
Take one Korgan, polymorf... offer tasty squirrel to dragon as a "nice" guesture.. Korgan dies in dragons stomach returning to his original form... stand next to dragon and cast mass raise dead

If only you could actually do this to Adalon.. tell me to be silent yer lousy silver gob*****

Although npc torture is definatly a fine thing you could consider doing these...
Replacing Korgans grand mastery of Axe with grand mastery of darts..
Use sk to max Nalias pick pockets abiltie... Give money to beggers to avoid being flamed by Aerie and Nalia then use Nalia to steal it back
Turn Valygar into a Chaotic evil necromancer...

Hear'dealis... this isnt the same as the others (its more cruel) but he really does deserve it, greasy little teifling
Exept him into your party at mekraths lair just long enough to clua in and equip him with every cursed item in the game.. boot him then go to the playhouse and say you will help him fight the monsters stand well back and laugh as he get nailed by that little fire elemental ( I think you still get to do the quest to.. bonus)

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:41 pm

Hear'dealis... this isnt the same as the others (its more cruel) but he really does deserve it, greasy little teifling

Yeah, he is a real pain. Took Aerie from me once. Reloaded, did the quest, kicked him out of party and killed the SOB. No loss in rep whatsoever.

Korgy is, well, nothing I can't fix with Happy Script.

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:42 pm

ever heard of shazzellim???

+1 scimatar, owned by elhan leader of war elves in elven city,

"sw1h50"

will kill BARD automatically unless htey make save vs death at -4...

seems like the game designers hate bard tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

took harry along for first time, tried to get aerie romance triangle started, but I think my rep was too high, aerie said she had feelings for bun bun, he kinda gave up flirting, with her, WAS SO NICE TO FINALLY KICK OUT THAT SCRUFFY GOOD FOR NOTHING BARD!!!

I find bards completely useless, the only special ability I kinda want is magic flute, for multiple dealy blast fireballs, fun spell, but

seriously, that special ability makes me go "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!"

ICK, WHERE DOES THE BARD PULL THE MAGIC FLUTE OUT OF!!!!

grosse out!!!

kinda makes you think, and barf, eh??

"Look haer dalis, I dont care I am a super sorc, and the only person in party with time stop and increased acuity, and that the lich is really nasty. I am not touching that magic flute!!! i saw last night where you pulled it out of!!!"

now we are getting really sick...

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 1:16 am

oh man...

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 2:15 am

now we are getting really sick...

Right down my alley. *sk +1 scimitar*

Haer, oh Haer, where are you?

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 1:45 pm

actually, guys, this thread is really about how gullable some people in this forum are. four people !!! actually thought "korgy is really a nice guy, and really lawful good at heart"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comeon, hes a sick and twisted psycho, and he likes it that way. fooled you!!!

poll selection 3 is a trick question!!!

hee hee!!!

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