I personally do NOT believe in Elvis being still alive, but there are always some people who claim to have seen him, talked to him, or in one case of being his psychologist.
So what's the deal ? IS he alive ? If so - IS he on this planet ? IF not - WHY do people still believe he's alive ?
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I really, really hope he's not. I hate Elvis music with a passion. Seriously, though, I very much doubt it.
Although, if he is alive, he could be hiding out in Las Vegas and no-ne would ever find him what with all the Elvis impersonators there...
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Of course Elvis is alive! He watches the earth from his secret base on the dark side of the moon, ordering his alien minions to kidnap bumpkins and mutilate livestock as part his elaborate plot to saturate the market with boy bands and simultaneously subvert the dairy industry (I could tell you how they’re connected, but then I’d have to kill you.)
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Her early leaf’s a flower;
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Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Originally posted by Kayless Of course Elvis is alive! He watches the earth from his secret base on the dark side of the moon, ordering his alien minions to kidnap bumpkins and mutilate livestock as part his elaborate plot to saturate the market with boy bands and simultaneously subvert the dairy industry (I could tell you how they’re connected, but then I’d have to kill you.)
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So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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I think people were so obsessed with him that when he finally died, they couldn't take it and instead ordained him a god, did you know that there is actually a church of elvis.
If he is alive he is probably sixty or so and living the good life in Tijuana somewhere, laughing histerically every time he buys one of those weekly world newspapers, and when he dies it will probably be caused by a heartattack caused by strenuous activity in the arms of a eighteen year old nymphomaniac.
Anyway that is my spiel on Elvis.
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Well, Elvis is actually sharing a room with Jimmy Hendrix and Kurt Cobane on Marlon Brando's island. Every week, they have 2 tons of McDonalds hamburger shipped out tho them.
Nah he is living with the guys from MIB - he was actually an alien and he just went back.
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Originally posted by Vicsun Well if he isn't alive, then how come everyone think he is?
For the same reasons people believe the moon landing was a hoax, staged by the US government or that extraterrestrial beings are hidden by governments?
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It's the same thing with 2Pac. Some people believe that he lives in an island in the Carribeans. There's all this speculation that 2Pac followed the teachings of Machiaveli(sp?), the guy who wrote The Prince. Machiaveli actually faked his death, and it is a fact that 2Pac heavily read Machiaveli. So that's where all this rumors come from.
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Originally posted by Aegis Well, Elvis is actually sharing a room with Jimmy Hendrix and Kurt Cobane on Marlon Brando's island. Every week, they have 2 tons of McDonalds hamburger shipped out tho them.
I for one eagerly await the King's long prohesized return to this Earth.
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"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
Originally posted by Beldin I personally do NOT believe in Elvis being still alive, but there are always some people who claim to have seen him, talked to him, or in one case of being his psychologist.
Beldin was probably referring to this.
Elvis Sighting
Board-certified Kansas City, Mo., psychiatrist (and University of Kansas School of Medicine graduate) Dr. Donald Hinton told reporters in February that "Elvis Aron Presley, the entertainer(whom) everybody believes died in 1977," is alive and that Hinton has been treating him for migraine headaches, among other things, for five years. Hinton, 35, said he has several items from Presley containing his DNA and absolutely denied that he's running a scam (even though he is listed as co-author, with Presley, of a slow-selling book of what purport to be letters from Elvis to his fans). An Elvis Presley Enterprises official was unfazed, insisting that Elvis is still "in the garden (at Graceland)." [Associated Press, 2-9-02]
Seriously, I agree when it was mentioned that Elvis' untimely death (like Bruce Lee )was something too much for the fan(atic)s to accept. Something like a case of denial stage. IMHO
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