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Bunny Survival Tests

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Bunny Survival Tests

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Here's a link to the Bunny Survival Tests Home Page.
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LOL! I especially loved the Coyote Test--and it's a subtle homage to Chuck Jones' Will E. Coyote, too. ;)
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What a great website. Just recently, somewhere in SYM, I posted about the joys of putting peeps (the marshmellow bunnies) in the microwave and how fun it is. These people turned it into a science. The side comments are almost as funny as the experiments themselves. :)
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One of the items we periodically offered for sale (assuming the persona of merchants) in DragonRealms when I Dm'd there were dolls of different professions, upon whom you could perform different actions. (Get your minds out of the gutter. Sheesh.) One of these actions was "throttle." :D You'd get in response a text message of something like:

"You throttle the moon mage doll. Its tongue stick out, its eyes open unbelievably wide, and its head starts to grow."

If you throttled it several times, it would blow up. You'd be left with a damaged (or headless, depending upon circumstances) moon mage doll. :)
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Post by Ned Flanders »

bumping as a reminder of what to do with these things if you still have any laying around from easter. No parents, do not wrap them up for your kids again next year. I know they have a 50 year shelf life but come on.

Some additional tests if you have access to laboratory grade chemicals:

submerge in sulfuric acid
submerge in liquid nitrogen
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Originally posted by fable
dolls of different professions, upon whom you could perform different actions..."throttle the moon mage doll"...tongue stuck out...its eyes open unbelievably wide...head starts to grow...if you throttled it several times, it would blow up...

Ok, this is a high lob to center court, SOMEONE has got to take this...


Fable, my mailbox ain't got nothing on your "moon" doll...., my god.
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