Alright folks, to prove I’ve really thought this out this time, see the attached table. I weighted some answers heavier than others, looked for trends, and ultimately matched all the lady SYMettes up with myself. Wait, that’s not true, results follow: Vicsun & Frogus
These two made it easy on me. By visiting the thread their applications were auto-submitted, but neither filled out the questionnaire. I am sure they will be happy together.
CM & MiniGrunt
Another drive-by perpetrator, and I think he’d enjoy getting familiar with our familiar familiar. Make sure to rinse him off when you are done playing with him.
Xandax & T’lainya
I’m particularly proud of this one. The quiet unassuming Xandax is well suited to our mordant moderator. Just be careful Xandax, she has the temper of a fire-bat to compliment that lustrous red hair.
Rob-hin & Curdis
Well, OK, I’m not so proud of this one. Curdis expressed an interest in furry animals, and Rob-hin…. well he has that avatar that Curdis so furiously masturbates to. If it’s any consolation, Rob-hin looks like he could clean up nicely when he isn’t drinking cheap beer with his drunken mates. see backup plan under SS.
Mr. Sleep & Minerva
Sleepy, my boy, you owe me one. I consider Minerva to be quite a catch. Despite a slight age differential, these two down to earth, good natured SYMers match up well.
Craig & Aegis
Strap on your skates Aegis, you are going in for the other team. Remember the ‘Waverly knows best’ clause? Well I’m invoking it. Craig expressed an interest in a nice young man, and Aegis fits the bill.
Nippy and VoodooDali
Eh. I may have been drinking when I came up with this one, but who knows. I don’t even know if Voodoo is a male or female lemur, but I went on the assumption that Nippy is too desperate to care. Good luck!
Bloodstalker & Yshania
Another masterpiece of matchmaking. Blood says the Flames really flick his bick, and this flame shares his beach peeping proclivity. It’s inspiring to see genius at work, no?
Vivien & Waverly
Before I have to debunk any claims of there being a setup, I would just like to point out that Viv did express interest in an insane person. Sorry Viv, there didn’t happen to be any outgoing nerds, you will have to settle for an outgoing depraved person.
Vivien & Sailor Saturn
Viv, ever adventerous, had expressed an interest in hearing about a female match, and Miss Saturn wanted to be surprised. I don’t know how compatible these two are, I mostly just thought they would look cute together. Really cute. At no extra charge, I’ll provide some backup plans though:
Viv might be suited to fellow darkflame Yshania and Sailor Saturn doesn't so much match, but would complement Rob-hin pretty well.
C Elegans & McBane
A pair of pub crawling, surf frolickers. I hope that while McBane is relaxing in jeans, he isn’t upset that CE is relaxing while scantily clad. Other than that difference, this match looks pretty good on paper. and yes, I did get your check, McBane
Dotie & Buck Satan
Who to match up with an androgynous shut-in who dresses like a dork? I think it sounds like a job for uncle Satan, who secretly contacted me looking for just such a mate. “Why have you done this, Waverly?!” you may ask. My response is “I dunno ”
OK all, how did I do? Let’s hear some chatter.
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Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Originally posted by Waverly Mr. Sleep & Minerva
Sleepy, my boy, you owe me one. I consider Minerva to be quite a catch. Despite a slight age differential, these two down to earth, good natured SYMers match up well.
I am truly honoured, although i think i don't deserve someone as beautiful and wise as our resident godess.
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Pretty good matchups, Waverly. Though some of your data appear to be off. The Ubik column is not self-explanatory, and I would disagree with most of your dress assessments. I could quibble with some of the other data as well, but why bother? Otherwise, a great job!
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
I approve of your thorough-going misuse of logic to create confusion and wreck chaotic havoc upon the lives of our fellow SYMers. Hail Eris!
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by craig
1) Classify me as:
a. Male X
b. Female
c. I’m androgynous
d. Sub-human
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be: a. Male X
b. Female
c. One of each please
d. Surprise me.
Craig: forgive me if there was a misunderstanding, but I asked question 10 specifically to make everyone feel comfortable in responding. Here is your answer.
I'm not sure what to make of your other comment.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Craig: forgive me if there was a misunderstanding, but I asked question 10 specifically to make everyone feel comfortable in responding. Here is your answer.
I'm not sure what to make of your other comment.
One for two isn't bad, where Craigian translation is concerned.
Is it true that (as reported) you will be working on a 2.0 version of your matching system, @Waverly, one with extra features and questions?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
ROFL Good job, Wave, I especially think Minerva & Sleep are a match made in heaven
Originally posted by Waverly
A pair of pub crawling, surf frolickers. I hope that while McBane is relaxing in jeans, he isn't upset that CE is relaxing while scantily clad. Other than that difference, this match looks pretty good on paper. and yes, I did get your check, McBane
Hmpf, the match making doesn't sound to be entirely based on actual matching
@McBane: You'd better put your antique furniture in the garage if you wish to keep it in one piece And I hope those jeans are very tight indeed
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Aegis: Waverly knows best, but for being a good sport, I’ll provide you with your next closest match: Yshanai, who inexplicably stacked her answers to be many SYMers ideal woman.
Fable: Thanks. I think this particular avenue of mayhem is well traveled, we will have to come up with something new for next time. I do have an idea in the works.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Originally posted by Waverly Aegis: Waverly knows best, but for being a good sport, I’ll provide you with your next closest match: Yshanai, who inexplicably stacked her answers to be many SYMers ideal woman.
Fable: Thanks. I think this particular avenue of mayhem is well traveled, we will have to come up with something new for next time. I do have an idea in the works.
Hmmm.... No flaming retort or joke... Wonder if I should be suspicious.....
Originally posted by Nippy So I'm matched with an older, rich woman? Can't be bad! But I would like more than one female. My studliness requires more than one girl...
You should also learn that you never refer to women as girls
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Originally posted by Waverly Aegis: Waverly knows best, but for being a good sport, I’ll provide you with your next closest match: Yshanai, who inexplicably stacked her answers to be many SYMers ideal woman.
Fable: Thanks. I think this particular avenue of mayhem is well traveled, we will have to come up with something new for next time. I do have an idea in the works.
LMAO!! stacked?? you think so?? I tried so hard to sound antisocial
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Hmpf, the match making doesn't sound to be entirely based on actual matching
@McBane: You'd better put your antique furniture in the garage if you wish to keep it in one piece And I hope those jeans are very tight indeed [/b]
First, I would like to thank Waverly for his excellent matchmaking skills.
@ CE - Is it too brash to assume the furniture will not be in one piece because we will have "frolicked" on them too much? As for the jeans, you won't be disappointed.
@ Ysh - try not to be too disappointed. Think of how happy BS is!
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