Back by popular demand, or least a casual reference somewhere, I return once again to offer my matchmaking services. This time however I won’t be scrying the identity of your dream SYMer, I’m using complex algorithms and a fool-proof computer matchmaking program of my own creation. All you need do is fill in my simple questionnaire (this includes curious, yet attached, SYMlings. We are an open minded crew):
1) Classify me as:
a. Male
b. Female
c. I’m androgynous
d. Sub-human
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
c. A pleasant surprise.
d. Ubik who?
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
a. Weasel told me to.
b. I masturbate furiously to the avatars.
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
b. A barbeque.
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
b. Happily building sandcastles.
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Eaten by sharks.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
b. At churches and museums.
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
d. Online.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
b. In sweats or pajamas
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing this service.
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
a. A practical econobox.
b. Something fast and flashy.
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
b. Female
c. One of each please
d. Surprise me.
Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
Cyber Match Inc.
Cyber Match Inc.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Vicsun
- Posts: 4547
- Joined: Mon Dec 25, 2000 12:00 pm
- Location: liberally sprinkled in the film's opening scene
- Contact:
Is it just me or you're bored? Nah must be just me.Originally posted by Waverly
Back by popular demand, or least a casual reference somewhere, I return once again to offer my matchmaking services. This time however I won’t be scrying the identity of your dream SYMer, I’m using complex algorithms and a fool-proof computer matchmaking program of my own creation. All you need do is fill in my simple questionnaire (this includes curious, yet attached, SYMlings. We are an open minded crew):
1) Classify me as:
a. Male
b. Female
c. I’m androgynous
d. Sub-human
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
c. A pleasant surprise.
d. Ubik who?
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
a. Weasel told me to.
b. I masturbate furiously to the avatars.
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
b. A barbeque.
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
b. Happily building sandcastles.
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Eaten by sharks.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
b. At churches and museums.
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
d. Online.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
b. In sweats or pajamas
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing this service.
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
a. A practical econobox.
b. Something fast and flashy.
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
b. Female
c. One of each please
d. Surprise me.
Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
Answers: just write "D" on everything.
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak
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Bloodstalker
- Posts: 15512
- Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2001 10:00 pm
- Location: Hell if I know
- Contact:
1) Classify me as:
d. Sub-human
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
d. Eaten by sharks.
6) I prefer to meet people:
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
d. Sub-human
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
d. Eaten by sharks.
6) I prefer to meet people:
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
Insert signature here.
OK, obviously I need many more responses. But so far, we have:
Vicson, who is leading the pack to be matched up with the Witchking due to inability to follow directions.
Craig, who supplies 9 answers to 10 questions
and Bloodstalker, who is either also in the running for Witchking, or has just tranferred funds to my paypal account in hopes I'll overlook the cheating.
Vicson, who is leading the pack to be matched up with the Witchking due to inability to follow directions.
Craig, who supplies 9 answers to 10 questions
and Bloodstalker, who is either also in the running for Witchking, or has just tranferred funds to my paypal account in hopes I'll overlook the cheating.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Rob-hin
- Posts: 4832
- Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2001 11:00 am
- Location: In the Batcave with catwoman. *prrrr*
- Contact:
He goes nothing...
1) Classify me as:
a. Male (very )
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
> Though I've noticed a few sigs here and there is about it and it does ring a bel, a big topic just before I got her I think...
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
b. In sweats or pajamas
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
A '67 Ford mustang shelby, no doubt in my mind !
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
"serious" reply #2!
1) Classify me as:
a. Male (very
)2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
> Though I've noticed a few sigs here and there is about it and it does ring a bel, a big topic just before I got her I think...
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
b. In sweats or pajamas
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
A '67 Ford mustang shelby, no doubt in my mind
!10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
"serious" reply #2!
Guinness is good for you.
Gives you strength.
Gives you strength.
1)a. Male
2)a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
3)d. The people are interesting.
4)a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5)d. Eaten by sharks.
6)c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
7)c. Jeans and a pullover
8)a. Is generous for providing this service.
9)a. A practical econobox.
10)b. Female
Anything Waverly should know....hmmmm.... You won the battle
2)a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
3)d. The people are interesting.
4)a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5)d. Eaten by sharks.
6)c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
7)c. Jeans and a pullover
8)a. Is generous for providing this service.
9)a. A practical econobox.
10)b. Female
Anything Waverly should know....hmmmm.... You won the battle
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Bloodstalker
- Posts: 15512
- Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2001 10:00 pm
- Location: Hell if I know
- Contact:
1) Classify me as:
a. Male
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
d. Ubik who?
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
So, there ya go.
a. Male
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
d. Ubik who?
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
So, there ya go.
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
1) Classify me as:
a. Male
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Saving people, hey! I'm a lifeguard!
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
e. A flashy saloon/business car, Mercedes/BMW
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
a. Male
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Saving people, hey! I'm a lifeguard!
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
e. A flashy saloon/business car, Mercedes/BMW
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
Perverteer Paladin
1) a. Male
2) d. Who?
3) d. People are interesting
4) a. (although my loins stir as well )
5) c. (Who doesn't like to frolick)
6) a. Pubs (surprise )
7) c. Jeans
8) c. Soulmate (I am more interested in the mating part)
9) b. fast and flashy (hmmm just the way I like my women)
10) b. Female - feel free to give me two of them
2) d. Who?
3) d. People are interesting
4) a. (although my loins stir as well
)5) c. (Who doesn't like to frolick)
6) a. Pubs (surprise
)7) c. Jeans
8) c. Soulmate (I am more interested in the mating part)
9) b. fast and flashy (hmmm just the way I like my women)
10) b. Female - feel free to give me two of them
McBane
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Last time you matched me with Vehemence, and since he is not here anymore, I certainly need a new match
1) Classify me as:
b. Female
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ?Darkflame?, I?m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I?m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I?d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
Additional information: Partner must not care too much about interior design and not have a lot of nice antique furniture
1) Classify me as:
b. Female
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ?Darkflame?, I?m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I?m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I?d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
Additional information: Partner must not care too much about interior design and not have a lot of nice antique furniture
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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Originally posted by C Elegans:
I have antique furniture!
Additional information: Partner must not care too much about interior design and have a lot of nice antique furniture
I have antique furniture!
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Sailor Saturn
- Posts: 4288
- Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2001 10:00 pm
- Location: Titan Castle Throne Room
- Contact:
1) Classify me as:
b. Female
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
and
b. A barbeque.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
b. At churches and museums.
and
d. Online.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
e. in a miniskirt.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
d. Surprise me.
b. Female
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
and
b. A barbeque.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
b. At churches and museums.
and
d. Online.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
e. in a miniskirt.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
d. Surprise me.
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
Show off!Originally posted by Waverly
CE: How about someone that makes their own furniture... and no, I'm not talking about Christ
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1) Classify me as:
b. Female
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise and a chance to learn new words/things.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking (literally) in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At work and tech. hangouts
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing his services.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
c. One of each please
Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
I tend to gravitate towards insane people, as they often are much more interesting. Just keep that in mind
b. Female
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise and a chance to learn new words/things.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking (literally)
in the surf.6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At work and tech. hangouts
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing his services.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
c. One of each please
Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
I tend to gravitate towards insane people, as they often are much more interesting.
Just keep that in mind 
Viv what are you cheating already??
Bah women they can't be trusted and damn confusing - that comment is for real life.
Bah women they can't be trusted and damn confusing - that comment is for real life.
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill