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K, this is the first abstract art I've done that I plan on putting on a T-shirt, hence the negative space.

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs29/i/2009/ ... rignoc.jpg

I could use some ideas for funny things you could say about alien brains on drugs to put on the shirt as well. Let-er-rip! :D :D
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I don't get it.
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It's an abstract drawing of a trippy brain. Figured a bit of humorous text below it would make for a good T-shirt.
Listen up maggots, Mr. Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order.
It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo.
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No, "I don't get it" was a suggestion. It's abstract too. :p

Perhaps you want something more direct?
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:No, "I don't get it" was a suggestion. It's abstract too. :p

Perhaps you want something more direct?
*facepalm to self*

Now I feel dumb.

Nah, any kind of humorous statement is welcome. Asked another guy and he thought of "Metroids on Drugs" and below it "And you thought crackheads were F'd up*
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Siberys wrote:"Metroids on Drugs"
How about "Meteoroids on Steroids?". At least it rhymes.
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