Guns'n'Cookies Reunion Tour

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:12 am

With Gruntboy dutifully neglecting the fact that he gave us all the kiss off and Ubik the wannabe mortician returning, I think I should follow through on my previous threat of trying to bring the band back together.

Please refrain from throwing any bottle over 16oz at Weasel Sleazel. Oh, and we need a new set of groupies… Omar didn’t quite work out the way we hoped…

Don’t worry lads, I didn’t *really* run off with all your money. I have invested it for you (in booze and women of questionable morals

) If we can make a go of a reunion tour, we may even be able to break even

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:18 am

Wankerly, you bleeding traitor... you sleaz... you shirt shoveling mouse... HOW DARE YOU?

...but again, me trying to open up a business of my own, I could use the cash. This time you won't get no money in your filthy hands, though. Someone of higher moral integrity should be trusted with the greens - probably that would be me

And there some other terms as well:

- You should find us a decent plane (not Dacota this time)

- Fill it with booze (you know my knock-out - J.D.'s with loads of ice) and chicks (the really cheap ones, you know)

- We don't play in Florida resorts any more

- And keep Omar off our back this time...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:23 am

I must run for my life...

Waverly, don't use all the money you've got from Weasel... You promised to spend on me.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:33 am

Now, isn't that just typical. I think, women can smell money, from any corner of the world.

Then they get all cozy until the moneys gone, then their nose is in the wind smelling for more money.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:36 am

Aren't you cynical today Dp?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:40 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Aren't you cynical today Dp?

Very.

With a pint of Guinness in my hand too.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:43 am

Women can smell diamonds, too.

Hello, both.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:44 am

Whatever are you implying Dp?

Hi Minerva

Although in Dps case it might be his cooking that women smell

Grilled shrimp

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Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:51 am

Hi Minerva.

Well I haven't found women, running to me for grilled shrimp. In fact, they run away altogther, no wonder I have money.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:55 am

LOL Dp

I'd rather have the grilled shrimp though

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:56 am

Do we need more members??

If so here is the new [url="http://forums.civfanatics.com/image_uploads/083.jpg"]'Help Wanted'[/url] poster.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 10:58 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
LOL Dp I'd rather have the grilled shrimp though

But, that means that I have to buy more.... Oh okay.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 11:00 am

OMG

Weasel!!

LMAO

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 11:00 am

@ Weasel ROFL

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 11:03 am

Um, okay Weasel. Please call a doctor, if you start looking at yourself in the mirror all the time.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 11:05 am

LOL
ROTFLMAO
That was the best Weasel.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 11:53 am

ROFLMBATITICSIAAIRLFSJD's

Weasel, you are my main man!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 12:04 pm

Originally posted by Ubik:
ROFLMBATITICSIAAIRLFSJD's

Weasel, you are my main man!

Run Weasel, run!

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 12:26 pm

OMG!!!! It's Gun's and Cookies!!!! YeahhhHHH!!!!!

*falls on the floor and starts convulsing, gets up and shakes it off*

whoaa! what a rush.

@weasel-i used to have a t-shirt like that

BTW-I AM GOING HOME TODAY!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 12:31 pm

@Weasel, you drunken buffoon, you are already in the band.

@Ubik, I see you can still sodomize your keyboard with the best of them

@Minerva, have you just volunteered to be a groupy? That's the surest way to get money spent on you