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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
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I guess this constitutes my "learn something new every day" fact for today. :D

Also: Did you know, 10% of russia's income comes from the sale of vodka. :p
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30% of people in the world are left-handed.
30% of people in the world have their second toe longer than the first.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Yes, I did. Though, acutally, that is no longer true. It was once, and that is where the term "hot potato" came from. In order to "light a fire" under the economy (bolster commerce levels), the government would simultaneously flood the black market with potato vodka, and clamp down (with the KGB) on smuggling- by taxing the hell out of it, often burning the potato fields (ouch) to beat the prices into proper government position.
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Actually, according to the International Coalition of Census Takers Annual Report(March 2001, cross-referenced in the Encyclopedia Britanicca, fourth edition), only 23% are left-handed. Please get your information straight before you go posting these out-f*cking-rageous posts about bullsh!t, that can be dangerously misleading. :mad:
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Ah, yes. But what's a few percentage points between freinds?
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And that was the amazing Witch King the walking encyclopedia, how bout a round of applause? ;) :D
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Don't joke about it brothers, it is indeed a serous matter when one goes around with false information, "half-c ocked" one could say. Just ask Waverly. He's as half-c ocked as anyone I've met.
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And c0ckeyed, too!
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Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>Don't joke about it brothers, it is indeed a serous matter when one goes around with false information, "half-c ocked" one could say. Just ask Waverly. He's as half-c ocked as anyone I've met.</STRONG>
Generally I'd agree with you on that, Foul. However, such facts as the percentage of left handed people in the world doesn't really constitute a massively important piece of information... well unless your like Flanders and own the leftorium,... but well... hmmm :D
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Frankly, I am deeply insulted (not for myself, but for others on the board) by your patronizing attitude toward left-handers. You sound like a bigot "It's not important that I erred, because I was talking about Southpaws"

I think you should seek psychiatric help for yourself buddy, Mr. Only Right-Handers Count In This World, holier-than-thou self-serving right-winged crazy man. :mad:
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Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>Frankly, I am deeply insulting :mad: </STRONG>
{claps hands) :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I'm insulted as well, Venhemence, you are giving all of your attention to Foul, and I am feeling left out. I feel all empty inside. Particularly in the region of my arse, please come over and remedy that</STRONG>
Weasel, this is what private messaging is for...
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LMFAO :D :D
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Erm, yes well you do realise that right handers are morally superior? You mean you didn't know that? Sheesh, and here I was thinking you were a walking encyclopedia... for shame! :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Sheesh, and here I was thinking you were a walking encyclopedia... for shame! :D </STRONG>

What has changed your mind?
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
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30% of people in the world have their second toe longer than the first.</STRONG>
31% now. :D add Weasel to the mix. :D
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32% now, I'm on the pack also :D :D
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>32% now, I'm on the pack also :D :D </STRONG>
Hmm...either there's only 100 humans on this planet, or something's fishy going on here.... :rolleyes: :eek: :p :D
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93.6% of statistics are made up on the spot

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