SYM Awards Show

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun May 27, 2001 12:15 pm

Ahhh,
Welcome to the 1st annual SYM Awards Show.
Here come some of celebrities. Hey theres Brink. Now coming in is the Lord of Spam, Weasel, followed by the Doc and nurse Vixen. And there's the wise Fable. More celebrities are entering.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun May 27, 2001 12:25 pm

And me?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun May 27, 2001 1:02 pm

No lets go to ? with lord flamer craig.
So craig who made that dress for you?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun May 27, 2001 1:04 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:

So craig who made that dress for you?

LMAO

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun May 27, 2001 1:27 pm

Another Awards Show??

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 27, 2001 1:50 pm

I wonder what Sleepy comment on this one

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun May 27, 2001 1:58 pm

/|\ <- that is not a dress im wereing some thing like this// \\(trousers)

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Sun May 27, 2001 7:06 pm

Again with the award show thing

So, whose up for what this year? I still say Brink played an awesome role in SYM Force 1

Or was that Air Force Sym.. hmmm.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon May 28, 2001 8:14 am

I wonder who will win the best cross dresser here ??

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue May 29, 2001 12:23 pm

Note: I mean no emotional harm to anyone. If you object to anything i say, tell me and i'll change it.

"Ok sit tight ladies and gentlemen. Here's your host

. "

"Welcome to our 1st and soon to become annual award show. Here we present awards to people who have show thier skill and motivation in different fields.
And now for our first award: Here are two rising stars(spammers) loner 72 and chessemage.
LONER 72: This award is made to honor the person with the most number of posted topics in the SYM forum in the past 5 days.
CHEESEMAGE: our nominees are ... fable, craig, eminem, and Brink.
LONER 72: The winner is...
Fable.
FABLE: thankyou speech...
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ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue May 29, 2001 12:30 pm

These are some other awards given before the show:

Biggest Lurker: How the heck would you know?
Best teeth: Nobody
Wisest: fable
Hariest: unknown
Best adaption of a Serious story into a comedy/parody: Emienem(the only one who ever did it)

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue May 29, 2001 12:43 pm

And now to our 3 main awards...

: Biggest flamer

: The nominees are... the Doc, craig, me(former flamer. note: no longer one) ubik, witch king.

: The winner is ...Da Doc

: Congratulations.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue May 29, 2001 12:44 pm

Biggest SPAMMer

: Los nomines son Weasel, Darkpoet, Waverly aka. the Doc, Brink, Minerva, FoulDwimmerlaik aka. Witch King.

: The Winna

A tie between Foul and Weasel.

: You ask why? Our basis on the winner of this award was not only the amount of posts but also how much, in percentage, were your posts plain old spam.
Ex: Weasel- 95% posts were spam, but Foul- 98% were spam.

: But now to our main event:
BEST LEGS!!!!!
The nominees can be chosen in a poll.

Hey weasel, want to give a performance with the band while we poll overhere?

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 29, 2001 4:13 pm

Can we have sexiest male and female categories? What about best storyline?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue May 29, 2001 4:30 pm

what about the confusing people award?

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 29, 2001 4:32 pm

Originally posted by cheesemage:
what about the confusing people award?

Who are your nominees?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue May 29, 2001 4:34 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Hey weasel, want to give a performance with the band while we poll overhere?

Daily preformance begins.

Notice no touching the dancers

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue May 29, 2001 5:02 pm

**The crowd applaudes**

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue May 29, 2001 5:05 pm

@vixen: sexiest male and female. Thats ok. You'll have to choose the nominees. I assume that all the men/boys here are male and that the females are females. Am i right to believe that?

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Tue May 29, 2001 5:06 pm

*with a sly smile:* So, Thorin O., you're on to me, eh?...