Another Couple

Mr Snow · Post by **Mr Snow** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:14 pm

Prince Charles was arriving to open a museum in Cunnamulla. Departing the plane, he was decked out in full royal regalia but with a Davey Crocket Hat perched atop his head.
At luch time the museum co-ordinator mustered the courage and asked Charles why the fur hat?
Charles replied "I was chatting with mummy about the opening and she asked where it was. I said it was at the lovely town of Cunnamulla. and she replied: Where the f'ucks that!"

The second one:
(puts on anti-flame ring)

Did you hear the army stormed the second storey of K-mart today.
They were looking for Bed Linen.

[Hides shame-faced after that last joke.]

[ 10-09-2001: Message edited by: Mr Snow ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:51 pm

Originally posted by Mr Snow:
Prince Charles was arriving to open a museum in Cunnamulla. Departing the plane, he was decked out in full royal regalia but with a Davey Crocker Hat perched atop his head.
At luch time the museum co-ordinator mustered the courage and asked Charles why the fur hat?
Charles replied "I was chatting with mummy about the opening and she asked where it was. I said it was at the lovely town of Cunnamulla. and she replied: Where the f'ucks that!"

I don't get it.

Originally posted by Mr Snow:
The second one:
(puts on anti-flame ring)

Did you hear the army stormed the second storey of K-mart today.
They were looking for Bed Linen.

[Hides shame-faced after that last joke.]

I hope they managed to destroy that K-mart.

Mr Snow · Post by **Mr Snow** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:59 pm

@SS

Joke 1 punch line:

Where the F'ucks that... ...Wear the Fox Hat!
Hope that is now clear

[ 10-09-2001: Message edited by: Mr Snow ]

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:59 pm

Originally posted by Mr Snow:
The second one:
(puts on anti-flame ring)

Did you hear the army stormed the second storey of K-mart today.
They were looking for Bed Linen.

[Hides shame-faced after that last joke.]

I swear I read somewhere in the newspaper about that occuring, a while ago. In Scotland I think.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:05 am

Originally posted by Mr Snow:
@SS

Joke 1 punch line:

Where the F'ucks that... ...Where the Fox Hat!
Hope that is now clear

That explains why I didn't get it. Davey Crockett wore a coon skin hat, not a fox skin hat.

Mr Snow · Post by **Mr Snow** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:10 am

Originally posted by Mr Snow:
@SS

Joke 1 punch line:

Where the F'ucks that... ...Wear the Fox Hat!
Hope that is now clear