Minerva's Spam Library

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:28 pm

This is Minerva's Library.
No food or drink is allowed.
No hugging is allowed.
No fighting is allowed.
Darkpoet is not allowed.
Talking is allowed.
Spamming is allowed

This a 200,000 square foot building, made out of the finest Italian marble. There is every book ever printed. One room has all music ever recorded.
There is also a room, with historical artifacts, from Minerva's travels.
Last minute addition, a small fence is built in every room, for the fence sitters.

The newest opening at the top of the Library is Minerva's Gourmet Cafe'. The cafe serves food from all over the world, enjoy.

[ 05-24-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:30 pm

I suppose we're not allowed to talk either

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:34 pm

LOL Brink

Thanks, DP... I am not sure how people can spam in here, though...

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:37 pm

*Brink writes on a piece of paper*

Perhaps we should supply everyone with sheets of paper whenever they enter this thread

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:47 pm

LOL I'm going to do some browsing

The first library open 24 hours a day

Anatres · Post by **Anatres** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:51 pm

Hey wait a minute! Where are the scantily clad aisle guides????

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:53 pm

Anatres-Erm,you must be in the wrong library

.This is,after all,the library of the goddess of wisdom

Anatres · Post by **Anatres** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:55 pm

So true. But you have to remember who (what?) built it!!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:55 pm

@Brink: Yes, but commissioned by DP, remember?

So anything goes in here, actually.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 21, 2001 12:58 pm

Although DP banished himself from here

Why, I don't know.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:02 pm

Minerva-Oh well,it's up to you really,since this is after all your library

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:11 pm

Hmm. The illustrated Kama Sutra and Tantric Sex guide.

Could be worth a read

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:14 pm

@Waverly: Just reading...?

It's a surprise you need those guides.

@Brink: Could you sign a copy of your "spammers guide" for the library?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:17 pm

Minerva-I'll sign a copy of the old edition for now.Once the new edition comes out,I'll make sure that the library gets one signed copy as well

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:20 pm

@Minerva: I just mostly just look at the pictures, though sometimes the names are fun <Waverly hasn't turned from the page entitled 'The Blooming Orchid' for a good 10 minutes

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Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:20 pm

Thank you, Brink.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:21 pm

Artefacts sword and such !!!!!! Wayhay im in

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:23 pm

Minerva-Glad to be of service

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon May 21, 2001 5:46 pm

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon May 21, 2001 7:59 pm

Hey ! The sign is very catchy indeed !