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One day Jesus takes over for St. Peter at the pearly gates. This old man comes up and asks to be let in. Jesus talks to him for a while, telling him that Peter will be back in a few.

The conversation got around to this mans son. When asked about him, the old mans eyes lit up.

"Well, my son was a most remarkable man. He dedicated his life to the sick and downtrodden. He preached love for all humanity, and railed against wickedness and war. His life changed many lifes. to this day untold amounts of people remember him and patter their life after his. The entire world still speaks his name with reverence."

Jesus looked harder at the man, and said, "Father?"

The man looked at Jesus and said," Ghandi?"


lame yes, but I enjoyed it. ;)
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