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The Church of Guinness and the Guinness Arena.

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The Church of Guinness and the Guinness Arena.

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Come here to worship the almighty necter. More bathrooms than any other stadium or arena. There will be daily blood lettings, there is no discrimination. The arena, is open to anyone. Wild beasts, from all over the world. Free food and two gallon mugs of Guinness.

Ladies are welcome. No need to bring anything. Everything is possible for them. ;)

The Grand Pope Dp the IVIVXXXCL, will not except any money. Only one can of cold Guinness.

Let us pray:

O mighty necter,
Please watch over us, help us not to leave that last swallow in the bottom of the glass. We thank you for being there, to wash down that last morsel of food.

Amen.

[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]
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s***

i cant believe it thought you wernt doing it

ohh well

Cant have to many churches of Guiness
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Any cute choir boys here, singing the praise of Guiness? :D
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Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Any cute choir boys here, singing the praise of Guiness? :D </STRONG>
CE, for you everything is possible. ;)
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I will stick to the true faith of Guinness (spelt korrectly :D ). Death to all others, using pipebombs and Armalites.

Here y'go popey.

CE - I'm a nughty choir boy. You can lift my vestements if you like :D
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>CE, for you everything is possible. ;) </STRONG>
What about you and Gruntie singing, nude? You can put some foam over critical body parts if you wish :D

No vestments - that's for whimps :D
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5 minutes and sectarian violence has broken out :D
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it must be smoething in the drink that inspires passion.

BOOOMM!

tha was just retaliation

lets have a peace process
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Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>What about you and Gruntie singing, nude? You can put some foam over critical body parts if you wish :D

No vestments - that's for whimps :D </STRONG>
Okay, nude it is. Weeeee. :D :D ;)
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Best church I've ever been to :D I should start going more often :D

I wonder whether this would be classified as a destructive cult... :D :D
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Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Best church I've ever been to :D I should start going more often :D

I wonder whether this would be classified as a destructive cult... :D :D </STRONG>

It's only destructive, if you let it. This is more of free will and living. :D Make sure you and your husband have reservations on the Guinness cruise. ;) Free of course. :D
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At last: an oasis. I need a respite from all these heavy topics. Gods: religion, death, KillerKid...! Is there no end? :eek:

Gimme a dark brew, and make it cold. I don't drink any of that warm English swill. :D
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Here you Fable, I'll let it slide this time. But, you have to bring your next time. :D
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DW sidles up to the nearest choir member and sweetly requests a nice, creamy kilkenny.... ;)
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Thanks, DP. I'll bring a round, next time. :D
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Give Dw, whatever she asks for. ;)
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I think I like your establishment DP, very solicitous of the requirements of guests.
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Post by Gwalchmai »

Can I have a Coors? How 'bout a Bud? A Lone Star? (Just Kidding)

A Guinness will be great. *pssshhhhttt* :D
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Did someone say Guinness :D :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Gwally careful, I might have to send to Bishop Grunty. :D
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