Some of your favorite movie qoutes?

jthack · Post by **jthack** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:41 am

"110, 220 whatever it takes"
Micheal Keaton
Mr. Mom

"They are all dead, they just don't know it yet."
"Is that gasoline I smell"
Brandon Lee
The Crow

One or two off the top of my head.

And yours?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:51 am

"It is defeat you must prepare for"
"When it comes, I won't even notice"
"Why is that?"
"I'll be too busy looking good."

from Enter the Dragon, which was on tv last night... strangely enough it wasn't Bruce Lee's dialogue, it was the guy with the afro

nael · Post by **nael** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:55 am

eggy weggs...i'd love to take them and smash them and shove them up your a$$

a clockwork orange.

"1...""1...""1...""2...""2...""2...""3...""3...""3...""4...""4...""4...""5...""5...5"
"so, the code is 1-2-3-4-5. that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. it's the combination an idiot would have on his luggage"
*a few moments later*
"that's amazing, that's the same combination i have on my luggage!"

same movie:
"before i kill you, there is somethign you should know. i was your father's brother's former roommate"
"so, what does that make us?"
"absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become"

same movie still:
"yogurt! i hate yogurt! even with strawberries!"

and still: "what's that coming out of her nose?"
"spaceballs!"
"oh sh!t, there goes the planet"

ok, i'm done. i'm a big movie freak, i could quote movies all day long

nael · Post by **nael** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:56 am

the guy with the afro is kareem abdul jabar

Silur · Post by **Silur** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:01 am

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die"

Roy Batty, Bladerunner.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:02 am

Originally posted by nael:
the guy with the afro is kareem abdul jabar

No it's not... *goes to look it up* His name is Jim Kelly.

Evidently you're thinking of Airplane! I mean it's easy to confuse the two movies...

nael · Post by **nael** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:04 am

then perhaps i am thinking of the wrong bruce lee movie, i get them mixed up, but the only tall black guy i remember him fighting was kareem.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:04 am

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no
less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Like this one

jthack · Post by **jthack** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:05 am

I believe Kareem was in another Bruce Lee movie, I don't remember the name, but it had Chuvk Norris too.

nael · Post by **nael** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:09 am

okay...it was "game of death" with kareem

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 2:56 am

Oh, then I apologise Nael, I haven't seen Game of Death for a very long time

Bruce Lee doesn't fight the guy in Enter The Dragon, he's a good guy

@Xan "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 2:59 am

ARTHUR
Now what happens?
BEDEVERE
Well now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall and
then leap out of the rabbit and take the French by surprise, not only
by surprise but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR
Who ... Who breaks out?
BEDEVERE
Er ... We ... Launcelot, Galahad, and I ... Er ... leap out
of the rabbit and ...
LAUNCELOT
covers his eyes.
BEDEVERE
Look, if we were to build a large wooden badger...

And who could forget this little part

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Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 3:11 am

@Xan

Or of course...

"Bring out yer dead!"
[A man puts a body on the cart.]
"Here's one."
"That'll be ninepence."
"I'm not dead!"
"What?"
"Nothing. There's your ninepence."
"I'm not dead!"
"'Ere, he says he's not dead."
"Yes he is."
"I'm not!"
"He isn't."
"Well, he will be soon, he's very ill."
"I'm getting better!"
"No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."
"Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations."
"I don't want to go on the cart!"
"Oh, don't be such a baby."
"I can't take him."
"I feel fine!"
"Oh, do me a favour."
"I can't!"
"Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long."
"I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today."
"Well, when's your next round?"
"Thursday."
"I think I'll go for a walk!"
"You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?"
"I feel happy! I feel happy!"
[The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club.]
"Ah, thank you very much."
"Not at all. See you on Thursday."

And even...

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 3:17 am

"We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Sh!"
"(whispers) Sorry."
"We are now the Knights Who Go Neeeow ... wum ... ping!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Peng!"
"Ni!"
"Sh! Sh!"
"Therefore ... we are no longer contractually bound by any agreements
previously entered into by the Knights Who Say Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Peng!"
"Sh!"
"Shut up!"
"Therefore, we must give you a test, a Test to satisfy the Knights who say Neeeow ... wum ... ping!"
"Neeeow ... wum ... ping!"
"What is this test, Knights of N...(can't say it)
... Recently Knights of Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Firstly. You must get us another shrubbery!"

God - I gotte get me this movie as DVD

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Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 3:36 am

Originally posted by Xandax:
God - I gotte get me this movie as DVD

Is it available on DVD?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 3:47 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
Is it available on DVD?

I would imagine so - I got Life of Brian so hopefully

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 5:40 am

Well i have a bunch, i cant ber bothered to post at the moment. I might tonight. BTW ahs anyone seen a film called 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead' featuring Tim Roth and Gary Oldman, also has richard dreyfuss in it.

BTW Drako you might be itnerested to read [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000804"]this[/url]

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 5:41 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
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BTW Drako you might be itnerested to read [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000804"]this[/url]

So that was what it was called - I couldn't remember the title of that thread

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 5:52 am

I searched by the name Fight Club, i remember i posted something about it in there, i came up with remarkably few quotes.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 6:08 am

Monty Python DVD's are slowly being released but are massively expensive.

Quotes from 3 movies I watched over the weekend. First person to get them receives a "get out of jail free" card for the IWD forum (

).

1. "Do you think just because you and Captain Kiesel are more enlightened than most officers, I hate you any less? I *hate* all officers."

2. "I guess the cheese must have slipped off his cracker."

3. "I know you gentlemen have been through a lot but do you think, when you have the time, that you could untie me from this @#!?ing couch?!"

Three awesome movies.

Excellent.