The Shady Regions Memorial Lunatic Asylum

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 11:56 am

Whether you've been committed or have placed yourself in their care, the staff of Shady Regions is here to assist you in coping with your psychological problems. Doctor Harry Organs, Nurse Connie Lingus, and Nurse Missy Knickers will see to your needs. All we ask at is that you place your most depraved, twisted, and downright sick spam here.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 12:01 pm

I hope this will work...

Do I have to be in Asylum? I think I am perfectly sane...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 12:08 pm

Do I have to be in Asylum? I think I am perfectly sane...

I once told a philosophy teacher (Masters candidate) of mine in college that Descartes should read, "I think I think, therefore I think I am." She gave me a failing grade.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 12:15 pm

@fable: Oh, my... that is a very philosophical answer, I think.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 12:22 pm

@Fable: I am skeptical of your skeptical rationalism

@Minerva: you may seem sane, yet you choose to hang out with us

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 12:25 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Minerva: you may seem sane, yet you choose to hang out with us

Thank you. There may be a place for me to stay here still...

[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: Minerva ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:04 pm

Flowers for Waverly.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:51 pm

@Waverly: We got serious problem here. Nobody else wants to come out and do spamming... This is sad, really, really sad...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:55 pm

@Minerva: Foul did a fine job spamming up the place, I think. There just isn't very many people around today it seems.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:55 pm

Flirt...Flirt...Flirt.... I can't help myself... Flirt...

Where is Miss Knickers.... Flirt...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:58 pm

What I'm not spamming, please.

Excuse me is there a movie on this flight???

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:59 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Excuse me is there a movie on this flight???

Is there a chance that I can watch the movie together with Missy Knickers and nurse Connie...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:01 pm

Originally posted by Flagg:
Is there a chance that I can watch the movie together with Missy Knickers and nurse Connie...

No, you have to see the movie with Harry Glands.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:01 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Minerva: Foul did a fine job spamming up the place, I think. There just isn't very many people around today it seems.

I think Foul is doing great job.

But it's gone rather quietly immediately after he left...

@Flagg: You do have a problem.

I think you need to be locked in the Asylum, until the doctor satisfied with your progress...

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:04 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
@Flagg: You do have a problem. I think you need to be locked in the Asylum, until the doctor satisfied with your progress...

You are a doctor right...

I promise that I will try to behave in our private sessions..

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:11 pm

Originally posted by Flagg:
You are a doctor right... I promise that I will try to behave in our private sessions..

Oh, no. I'm not a doctor. I am merely a brain surgeon, specialising Wavely's brain, no one else's.

You'll be well monitored and looked after by the Doc, and there's only one with capital D here... Of course, you can ask him to have private sessions...

[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: Minerva ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:13 pm

Just then a male nurse comes in to give Flagg his hourly sponge bath.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:23 pm

Am i in

P.Si put a zip in a floopy drive and milk into soda stream thing yuck

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:44 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
b@Fable: I am skeptical of your skeptical rationalism

If I say that so am I, does that make me more skeptical, still?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 2:50 pm

Oh look,an asylum thread