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Vehemence was standing in the post office looking at a 'wanted' poster. Someone asked him who the man in the poster was and Sam replied

"Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."

Whose picture was on the poster that Vehemence was looking at?

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Aegis was clearing out his old barn. He was dragging things out into the yard and filling containers with useless items he had collected over the years. At one point he rolled out an old barrel which weighed 20 kilogrammes. Aegis put something in the barrel and when he was finished, it weighed less. What could it have been?

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Several hundred years ago, a band of explorers were embarking on a sea journey to the far north which would last for three weeks. During this time their staples would consist of crackers and dried meat. They could not cook aboard ship for fear of fire. When they arrived they planned a celebration of roast lamb. The problem they faced was keeping the meat fresh for three weeks. If they tied a rope to the meat and trailed it in the cold water, predator fish would eat it. If they took ice and snow with them to keep the meat cool, the ice and snow would melt and the ship would fill with water. How would they keep the meat freash until they arrived at their destination?

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Leedogg, the famous magician, had a water glass that was filled to the top. Holding the glass above his head he let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could Leedogg manage to drop the glass from a height of over six feet and not spill any water?

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1. its veh
2. Aegis is a chick and i know this isnt what yur looking for but he could put a lite match in :-)
3. they keep it in salt duh
4. duh easy it had a lid on it
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my head hurts.
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First...

@KK: I am not a "chick" I am a guy, thank you very much.

okay...

1. It's Sam (Because it was Sam who replied to the man asking who was in the picture)

2. I put air into it, after taking out whatever was in it.

3. Crackers don't go bad, and dried meat pretty much stays good forever, so no preservatives needed.

4. And, well, there is a lid on it...

So, how many are right?
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i thought everyone said u were a chick or do they just bug u about it
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No one said I was a chick.
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huh? Aegis have you gone through some sort of sex change since i left??
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Damnit... Look what you started KK...

*Picks up a fish*

SMACK

*Hits KK with the fish*

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Aegis -

1. It's Sam (Because it was Sam who replied to the man asking who was in the picture)

2. I put air into it, after taking out whatever was in it.

3. Crackers don't go bad, and dried meat pretty much stays good forever, so no preservatives needed.

4. And, well, there is a lid on it...
1. No.
2. Hmmm - sort of - can you be more specific? :D
3. They want fresh lamb for dinner
4. No.
KK -

1. its veh
2. Aegis is a chick and i know this isnt what yur looking for but he could put a lite match in :-)
3. they keep it in salt duh
4. duh easy it had a lid on it
1. No
2. He is not a chick
3. Good answer but they want fresh meat
4. No.

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1. It's Veh's son
2. By taking whatever was in the barrel, out, I was putting air into it, thus making it lighter
3. They could just bring the lamb with them, alive, and slaughter it once they hit shore
4. It wasn't full of water, but some other liquid!
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1 oh duh it would be vih's son
2 if aegis is a guy how come he slaps instead of punchees?
3 i dunno
4 well maybe he droped all the water not just a single drop
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KK -

1 oh duh it would be vih's son
2 if aegis is a guy how come he slaps instead of punchees?
3 i dunno
4 well maybe he droped all the water not just a single drop
1. Correct
2. Dunno! He hasn't slapped me yet! :D
3.
4. No.
Aegis -

1. It's Veh's son
2. By taking whatever was in the barrel, out, I was putting air into it, thus making it lighter
3. They could just bring the lamb with them, alive, and slaughter it once they hit shore
4. It wasn't full of water, but some other liquid!
1. Correct
2. Sort of, Oh Ok! You put a hole in it! :D
3. Correct
4. Correct

Full marks to Aegis - you have to be up early to catch him out! (And up even earlier to catch out Vehemence or Mr Sleep!) But they are not here - Aegis takes the points... ;)
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>1. It's Veh's son</STRONG>
I have a son??? :eek: Image :eek:
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Hmmm I wonder if he's a gunslinging outlaw like his father... Image

Or a computer nurd like his father truly is... Image
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Maybe their a little of both...
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Post by fable »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I have a son??? :eek: Image :eek: </STRONG>
Congrats, @Veh. We always knew you had it in you. We just weren't sure of its planetary species. :)
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Post by Aegis »

...

Theres lots of things we ain't sure about when to comes to Veh..

So, Is Grunty the father?

:D
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>...

Theres lots of things we ain't sure about when to comes to Veh..

So, Is Grunty the father? :D </STRONG>
Now, there's a concept I wish I could cut out using a scalpel on my brain. :rolleyes:
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Now, there's a concept I wish I could cut out using a scalpel on my brain. :rolleyes: </STRONG>
LMAO :D :D I know the feeling :D
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Well, it's a legitimit question...

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