Hey everybody! I’ve finally reached the apex of spam! 1000 posts! I am no longer a peon! Hurray! A special thanks goes out to all you zany characters that inhabit this little place we like to call SYM. You’re what makes spamming great!
Kayless’ evolution from Spam Peon to Spam Grunt
Here are some bonus goodies! A few of my most noteworthy posts! From my [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000027"]early days[/url] as a confused newbie seeking help with his faulty Icewind Dale CD, to my [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=002339"]eloquently worded feelings[/url] on BG1 and BG2 and ascension to prominence in the [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=003441"]Shadow Guild[/url] (and later the immense [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=003550"]Shadow Mages[/url]) and even my [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=004379"]in-dept analysis[/url] on Sarevok’s psyche. All there for your viewing convenience and a sense of totality. But enough sentimental crap! Let’s party! It's guaranteed fun!*
Fun not guaranteed.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Well done kayless, it is a rocky road down hill from now on, one starts out as a newbie making concise posts that show an insight into the chosen subject, get to about 500-600 (posts) and you are on top form, every sentence you type is a working model of ingenuity and diplomacy...... but then you near your 1000 things start to change, there is evolution at work.
But evolution baby has failed again, days get longer, you spend more time posting less content more irrelevant nonesense...... and then you wake up one morning and notice it has all been leading to something, something hideous and grotesque..... it has led to spam......you are a spammer!
[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Well done kayless, it is a rocky road down hill from now on, one starts out as a newbie making concise posts that show an insight into the chosen subject, get to about 500-600 (posts) and you are on top form, every sentence you type is a working model of ingenuity and diplomacy...... but then you near your 1000 things start to change, there is evolution at work.
But evolution baby has failed again, days get longer, you spend more time posting less content more irrelevant nonesense...... and then you wake up one morning and notice it has all been leading to something, something hideous and grotesque..... it has led to spam......you are a spammer!
</STRONG>
Hehe, so true, that's what pretty much happened to me at BGDungeon... And now it's happening again at the Elysium, but that doesn't matter since I'm one of the admins over there.
u know i followed all your posts since u became a member from the Shadow Guild.
And i must say: Mage Bashing and your Hell Orca still rule over a lot of spam .
@Grojlach, Mr. Sleep, TheDude, Thanks guys. It’s been a steep climb to get this high but now that I’ve reached the summit of the spam hill I might as well have fun sledding back down. It's all downhill from here baby! Right Hell Orca? "Damn strait Kayless!"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Thanks Nippy. The Spam is with me. This I know, for it surrounds us, penetrates us, and holds the galaxy together.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Hey, I was a part of the in-depth sarevok psyche analysis I remember that!
CONGRATS AGAIN!!!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
LOL Thanks Vehemence. That Sarevok debate was pretty insightful wasn’t it? I can only hope to be involved with one or two more like it on my way to the next 1000 posts.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>LOL Thanks Vehemence. That Sarevok debate was pretty insightful wasn’t it? I can only hope to be involved with one or two more like it on my way to the next 1000 posts. </STRONG>
Hmmm... perhaps we could discuss the vital issue of what's really more important Inner beauty vs outer beauty
Or perhaps the question that plagues every scientists mind, why does everything taste like chicken?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>or does chicken taste like everything?</STRONG>
Hmmmm... why does everything involving chickens somehow turn into a paradoxical arguement...
Which came first, chicken or the egg?
Does everything taste like chicken or does chicken taste like everything?
Foul?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Good to see you nael. Hmmmm all this chicken talk is making me hungry.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Congrats Kayless. Many spammy returns and all that.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Does everything taste like chicken or does chicken taste like everything?
Foul?
</STRONG>
You think Foul tastes like chicken?!?
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>one starts out as a newbie making concise posts that show an insight into the chosen subject, get to about 500-600 (posts) and you are on top form, every sentence you type is a working model of ingenuity and diplomacy...... </STRONG>
Congrats, @Kayless. I know you could do it. Hell, if I could do it, anybody can.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
It's really weird. Mr. Sleep has nailed the dregradation of a spammer quite nicely. I already notice I've been post so many more nonsense thnings. (Remember counting with Aegis?)
A special thanks goes out to all you zany characters that inhabit this little place we like to call SYM. You’re what makes spamming great! 
But enough sentimental crap! Let’s party! It's guaranteed fun!*
It's all downhill from here baby! Right Hell Orca?
I remember that! 
