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For lovers of golf...... or not .......

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Enjoy..........

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you drive.
If we break a window on any of those gorgeous homes, it'll cost us a fortune
to repair!"
Of course, the wife promptly shanked her first shot right
through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!
Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner,
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done,
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked,
"Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry
about that", the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what
do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind. But what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into the wife's eyes.
"How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded
breathlessly.
"No kidding!
Thirty-five years old --- and both of you still believe in genies?"
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.

---Scottish Proverb
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LOL!
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Post by Aegis »

Didn't Veh post the exact same joke a few threads back?

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Post by Mr Sleep »

Actually i think this is a story out of Vehmences Biography; Caught Short, you can buy it at all major bookstores :D Look under the porno section :D :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Actually i think this is a story out of Vehmences Biography; Caught Short, you can buy it at all major bookstores :D Look under the porno section :D :D </STRONG>
It's half price if you mention the secret password: Gamebanshee.

:D
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Post by Aegis »

I've already got my copy!

*Holds up the book*

Only I got it for free from the discount bin... Hmm... The stuff they give away these days...

:D

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