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Put a cork in it

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An oldie... but a goodie :D
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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:D :D
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@Vehemence-Good one ;)
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Beautiful!
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*ROLF* - nice one :D
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Nice job Vehemence
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I've heard that one before but it still gives me a laugh. :D
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Where do you get this stuff?
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