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Destructive Humour

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Caution !!!! These are not for everyone.

Q: What is 6.9?
A: Good sex interrupted by a period.

Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q: What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

Q: What's the difference between an automobile tire and 365 blowjobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, the other is an excellent year.
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ROFLMFGDAO :D :D :D
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Post by Vehemence »

ROFLMAO! :D That's classic, KidD :D
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Post by KidD01 »

Well as stated above those jokes are not for everyone, so if anyone get annoyed I've stated first that those jokes are not for everyone.
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Post by NeKr0mAnCeR »

LMAO :D
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Bad Nekro... Bad...

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Post by Nightmare »

He had much more joke topics like this...
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