A Memorandum from The GameBanshee Ministry of Culture:

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:35 am

There are many Newcomers to GB's SYM that are under the impression that GB's SYM is for any topic or non-topic that comes into their heads. They are correct.

GB'SYM is all about community and quality spam. It is a cultural meeting place, where we develop community: meet and make friends, develop ideas, share our art (comix, cartoons, music, etc.).

Despite the false impression being spread lately, it should not be considered a dumping ground for low quality spam, but a place for unique topics that can be found nowhere else. If you do not aspire to higher level here, you are on the wrong board.

There is a mandate here to be creative. The GB's SYM is poor choice for newcomers and users who come here specifically as fanboys/girls for particular topics found on other boards. Due to it's unique nature I encourage newcomers to this board to post topics until they are a regular on this board . Idiocy should be tolerated here. It should be noted that idiocy and a light-hearted sense of fun are different and if you cannot tell the difference, then, once again, you should not be posting here.

This mandate may and most likely will increase the number of posts to this board. This is a desirable result. The quality to quantity ratio of spam needs to be improved.

Weasel, Culture Minister
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Weasel Sleazel.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:39 am

Can we throw depressed people to the sheep or the monkeys??

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:42 am

No Dp, we just give them to Dr FrankenGrunt for his lab

How do you think he got the spare parts for the Waverlarse?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:42 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Can we throw depressed people to the sheep or the monkeys??

As the Culture Minister I have to yes. Depression leads to less spam and this shouldn't be tolerated.

Weasel, Culture Minister
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Weasel Sleazel.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:44 am

That was a sig post

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Weasel, Culture Minister
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Weasel Sleazel.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:46 am

Weasel the official spam minister

I suggest Sleep as your official Aide d'spam

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:46 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
No Dp, we just give them to Dr FrankenGrunt for his lab How do you think he got the spare parts for the Waverlarse?

Oh you are right. But, don't forget Limpking and AntiSaigo.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:47 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
No Dp, we just give them to Dr FrankenGrunt for his lab How do you think he got the spare parts for the Waverlarse?

This will work as well.

Oh, another sig post..(AKA Flagg style

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Weasel, Culture Minister
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Weasel Sleazel.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:49 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Weasel the official spam minister I suggest Sleep as your official Aide d'spam

Great idea

See people!! Help me help you

Weasel, Culture Minister
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Weasel Sleazel.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:49 am

oh Ohh! i'm a goner!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:50 am

Idiocy should be tolerated here

Phew, I'm safe for the moment.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:51 am

Don't worry LeeDogg, Weasel will come up with something for the likes of you.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 11:05 am

I will give some examples of this bad spam..

[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000929"]This kind of talk is bad[/url]

[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000940"]Who is this moron?[/url]

[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000931"]Not another one!![/url]

[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000904"]Who cares!![/url]

[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000893"]Get a life PLEASE!!![/url]

Weasel, Culture Minister
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Weasel Sleazel.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 11:25 am

Weasel, sir, how about someone keep posting with collapsed links?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 11:28 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
Weasel, sir, how about someone keep posting with collapsed links?

I will get a memo off to this person ASP.

Weasel, Culture Minister
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Weasel Sleazel.

Expect a PM Waverly

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 11:53 am

LOL

Weasel, when will you challenge Waverly? I have to make sure to witness the duel...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 1:04 pm

I accept my position as long as i get a huge salary and a very fit Secretary

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 1:10 pm

LOL Sleepy

Would one of Gruntys marines be "fit" enough for you?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 1:22 pm

Outcasts have rights to be depressed

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 1:24 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
LOL Sleepy Would one of Gruntys marines be "fit" enough for you?

It depends can they do hand stands