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Post by Xandax »

Come on - you know you want to :D

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BTW: my record is spanking it at 511 miles per hour :D
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586! I have no idea how though. :D
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Post by Tom »

jeesus my mouse just went out the window...

and i still only got 311 :(
I didn't really bounce Eeyore. I had a cough, and I happened to be behind Eeyore, and I said "Grrrr-oppp-ptschschschz."

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Post by Mr Sleep »

I have a trackball and only managed to get 139, i guess you lads are better at spanking the monkey :p :p :D
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Post by Darkpoet »

With a fast jerking motion, I spanked the monkey 1000 times

627 was my number.
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Post by Xandax »

Originally posted by josh:
<STRONG>586! I have no idea how though. :D </STRONG>
Cheat cheat - you must cheat :eek: :mad: nodbody can be better that me at spanking the mon.....eehh.... nevermind :D : :D
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i think you can get higher numbers by increasing your mouse sensitivity...
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Post by Darkpoet »

Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Cheat cheat - you must cheat :eek: :mad: nodbody can be better that me at spanking the mon.....eehh.... nevermind :D : :D </STRONG>
Um....... :rolleyes: Is there anything left of you monkey??? :eek: :D
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Um....... :rolleyes: Is there anything left of you monkey??? :eek: :D </STRONG>
Well...... :o :D :D
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Post by Karembeu »

Hmm..."558" after ten minutes of intensely spanking the monkey....
My little brother got "567" on his first shot...guess some people have more talent in "spanking the monkey" than others... ;)
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Post by Xandax »

Originally posted by Karembeu:
<STRONG>Hmm..."558" after ten minutes of intensely spanking the monkey....
My little brother got "567" on his first shot...guess some people have more talent in "spanking the monkey" than others... ;) </STRONG>
*LOL* - well maybee :D :D

Hows it going, K.?
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Post by Aegis »

589 for me... :D
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Post by Harry2052 »

473 and now my wrist hurts :D :p :rolleyes:

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Post by Nippy »

648 BRING IT ON!!

Damn, too much practice... :D :D
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Post by Karembeu »

Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>*LOL* - well maybee :D :D

Hows it going, K.?</STRONG>

Ohh...it's just fine here....I'm off to a party in half an hour with some friends I met during my military service.... :)
The weather though hasn't been to good up here...the other day it even started snowing...
Well what about you?!? Had a nice week?!?
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

502!!!
Yeah baby. Spanked the monkey bad. Oo thats got to hurt. Spank em' good. :D :D
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Post by Harry2052 »

Waited til my wrist stopped hurting :D and went back for another go ... 2769 mph .. HAHA :p
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

512.
Spanked em' better. Made it cry.
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Post by dragon wench »

LOL! Such a show of prowess! :D
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Post by Weasel »

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>LOL! Such a show of prowess! :D </STRONG>
Let the Master Spanker in the house!!! :eek:


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