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OK, It's time for school jokes. Share your funniest things happened at school ! :)

My TA coleague comes into the class full of juniors. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch he chest and scream, "MY PACEMAKER!". And the whole room is going crazy ! :D :D :D
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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I have this physics teacher who stalks all of us. He squats infront of our desks and strts fiddling around with the desk legs or something on it. He also tries to hang around with us, and flirt with this young teacher in our school. He is also quite wierdly sexist against women which most men aren't now days. Our class has come to correct assumtion of his sexuality. While walking in the hallway, he drops a pen behind somebody, bends over to pick it up, and stares at the person's ass. We have seen him do things like that infront of us. He also stlks us. We were getting onto our school buses and there he's waiting for us. But the sadest thing about this man, is that we once found a Victoria's Secret bag underneath his desk.
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we also have such a dirty old mathe teacher.
always answering the questions of the girls who wears the least clothes.
or he goes to the girl with the most look in and bends over her to ask here if she has anything to ask or just chats with her weither she likes it or not (usually the last one :D )

I of course are always the only one who says something like: 'isn't she a lttle to young for u??" or "the old people's house is just arround the corner u should look there first "
he doesn't like that i tell u but when i got the whole clas behind me he can't do a thing :D :D :D
ha i loves me really :rolleyes: :D :cool: ;)
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Post by CM »

don't have any problems with horny teachers at college.
But have one hell of a confusing teacher.
In a history class the guy starts on world war 2 - from our last lecture.
Goes on and on, i drown him out and 2 minutes later he ends the first sessions with that statement.
"That shows that Columbus discovering America was the start to the 2nd world war".
Half the class was like huh?
The other half were out the door for the break.
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Far too many to comment on :D

I once kicked in a wall and then managed to get the blame onto someone else.... :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Let a skunk loose in high school.
Let a pig loose in high school.
Released 10,000 crikets in high school.
Put the princpal's car on blocks. :D
Had a beaker explode in chemistry, 18 stiches.
Shooting tape balls down the hallway, with a hockey stick. Then hit a teacher in the cookies as he turned the corner. :D
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Nice job DP. So you were expelled.
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Post by Darkpoet »

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>Nice job DP. So you were expelled.</STRONG>
I didn't, he didn't see who hit him :D
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College, freshman year. General requirement, public speaking class. The very first assignment: Get up in front of a roomful of strangers and talk about yourself :rolleyes:

So I got through it, and went to sit back down at my desk. Missed the chair completely and crashed to the floor. Everyone laughed (including me).

My other speeches went somewhat better...
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