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Men on the moon.

NASA says it landed men on the moon, but do we really have proof? Could it be the desert instead of the moon?

I thought for a while, it might just be a big hoax....till the other night.


Me and the wife where sitting out back of the house, cooking some hamburgers on the grille and out of nowhere a golfball hit her in the eye. :eek: I did a little bit of detective work and found out...it fell off the moon. :rolleyes: Needless to say..I called a lawyer and I'm going to sue NASA. :D :D
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Post by Gwalchmai »

First: Did a golfball really hit her? If so, I'm sorry, and I hope she's alright.

Second: ROFLMAO!!! :D
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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You've got a wife?!?!
:D ;)

What a great country you guy's live in, sue-ing everybody. Thats impossible here in Holland.

Ps. Nice goiing in Jeopardy! If you were a mod... ah wel :D

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I think you're onto something, @Weasel. I suggest analyzing the properties of the golfball to see if they're extra-terrestial in nature. It's always possible that your wife will erupt into something out of Alien, any second now. :)
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>First: Did a golfball really hit her? If so, I'm sorry, and I hope she's alright.

Second: ROFLMAO!!! :D </STRONG>
Nope a golf ball didn't hit her. :)

Kind of ruins my story now. :D
Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>You've got a wife?!?!
:D ;)

What a great country you guy's live in, sue-ing everybody. Thats impossible here in Holland.
</STRONG>

As strange as it seems. :D Yes I do have a wife. Took forever to run one down. I believe they are getting faster, or old age is catching me.

Here in the US...they sue over anything.

Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>I think you're onto something, @Weasel. I suggest analyzing the properties of the golfball to see if they're extra-terrestial in nature. It's always possible that your wife will erupt into something out of Alien, any second now. :) </STRONG>

Roger roger, will get chainsaw out and investigate. :D
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ROFLMAO.

Its those b'stards at slazenger. They're in cahoots with NASA!
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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO.

Its those b'stards at slazenger. They're in cahoots with NASA!</STRONG>
I will sue them too. :D :D
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If you ask me she is awfully lucky it wasn't a cabbage.
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Yes, we all know how dangerous cabiges are.
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I thought the moon was made out of cheese not golfballs?? Or was it cheeseballs? :confused:
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Originally posted by Happy Evil:
<STRONG>I thought the moon was made out of cheese not golfballs?? Or was it cheeseballs? :confused: </STRONG>
Golfball-flavored cheese whiz. Giving it to prisoners was outlawed by the Geneva Convention, incidentally, but so was the Eurovision Song Contest, and we know how poorly that prohibition was observed. :eek:
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Yes I do have a wife. Took forever to run one down. I believe they are getting faster,
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Ok im going to clear up a few things, 1 the moon is not made of cheese its made of spam, 2 the astronauts didnt golf on the moon they were trying to hit evil spam creatures with a small nuke. There now it all makes sense right.
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Originally posted by cheesemage:
<STRONG>Ok im going to clear up a few things, 1 the moon is not made of cheese its made of spam, 2 the astronauts didnt golf on the moon they were trying to hit evil spam creatures with a small nuke. There now it all makes sense right.</STRONG>

Meaning?? My wife got hit in the eye with a small nuke.... :eek:

I"M SUEING!! :mad:
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