Now this is the real SPAM

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 10:42 am

I just reactivate my Hotmail account and surprisingly I still got lotsa junk mail after some"improvement" made by the "reliable" Hotmail staff.

This is something struck me quite funny :

Hi,

I saw your advert on the vid-date club site (I’m‘HOTNIGHTSOK‘) and your profile’s right for me !! - I want an uncomplicated laugh only.

You can page me through my club website or pick up my phone number if you want to give me a call.

They are now running my short video at last - you can download and see it at my web address of

------------------

Hope we hook up

xxx
Jane Anne

My proper reply I think should be :

Thank you dearie, why don't you get your self Jim Carey or Mike Meyers for that laugh you want.

If you want to hook up u better get yourself a big fish hook for yourself !

Spammingly yours,
K'

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 11:40 am

Yeah - I've gotten plenty of these spam mails from "such places"

It is increddible what people send out, trying to "catch" customers

What still impresses me the most - is the number of people that WANTS TO PAY MY DEBT.
Okay guys - send me money and we'll talk about it

[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 11:50 am

Personally, I find it amusing when I am bambarded with the latest breast enlargement system.

I am sorry, but I don't WANT flabby man breasts.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 11:51 am

Gee . . . all I get are emails from "old friends from high school" who want to show me some pictures they took of themselves.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 1:56 pm

I try not to get a lot of e-mail... I hate the stuff... Especially junkmail...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 5:29 pm

LOL, i thought Maurice had the "Now this is real spam thread". Now where did it go?

Oh yeah i get junkmail too. Just check them all of and delete, but now and then i delete my personal stuff.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Dec 06, 2001 12:39 pm

@Thorin : Probably flushed down the drain due the recent clean up by All Mighty Buck, so I try to revive it in honor of our first Spamming Moderator

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Dec 06, 2001 12:42 pm

posted by bloodstalker
I am sorry, but I don't WANT flabby man breasts.

You got a problem with 'rack of man?'