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Safety tips for the summer

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HighWatcher Zubie
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Safety tips for the summer

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Most students will soon or are already on vacation and I'm pretty sure thta most of you will go on vacation this summer. In ordor to fully appreciate then and keep injuries away you should try to follow those tips:

1- "Life is uncertain, eat your dessert first"

2- "Before critisizing someone, you should walk a mile in theier shoes... so when you do critisize them, you're a mile away and you have thier shoes."

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3- "Be nice to other people they outnumber you by 7 billions"
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Vehemence's random safety tip number 465:

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. :D
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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I break out my specially sign copy of Vehemence's Guide to Travel. :D

Vehemence's random safety tip number 139: If your cut and bleeding at the beach and a shark appears, stay out of the water.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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Post by KidD01 »

On summer time :
wear your coats don't even to take it off in the middle of the day boys and girls ! :D :D
As for you drivers put chains on your tire or change your vehicle tires with snow tire ! :eek: :D
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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