The Cow God

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon May 14, 2001 8:26 am

That's right people, I am now the undisputed God of the Cows! Challenge me, and my Mad Cows will ruthlessly moo you too death! Muhahaha!!!!

Anatres · Post by **Anatres** » Mon May 14, 2001 8:36 am

Seems more like 'bull' to me!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon May 14, 2001 8:38 am

And here I thought I was the resident Cow Deity.

I guess we're part of a Bovine Pantheon.

Moo, I say! MOO!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon May 14, 2001 12:02 pm

*sigh*

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:14 pm

i have a created a monster

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:31 pm

Time to have a cookout.
I'm the Cooking God. First I Kill it. Then I Grill it. Then I Eat it.

Who wants some steaks?????

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:35 pm

LOL DP

Should I bring the drinks if we're having a barbecue?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:39 pm

T' get me a couple cases of cheap beer. I'm going to do ribs, next.

Darkpoet grabs a chainsaw and chases Daisy down errrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Blood flys everywhere.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:44 pm

@ DP..How cheap..Miller or do we sink down to *shudder* Old Milwaukee?
*Grabs guinness for self*

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:47 pm

T' the beer is for boiling the ribs in. I surely don't want to waste the good stuff.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:52 pm

You had me worried there DP

Have a guinness while you cook

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:57 pm

I might seem that I'm out there, but I'm not.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 3:59 pm

Well having been subjected to your cheap beer once before..

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon May 14, 2001 4:47 pm

this a bit off topic so...........

Wheres the beef?

Alexia · Post by **Alexia** » Tue May 15, 2001 7:45 am

Sorry. The cows were spoken for a long time ago. Choose another animal.

~Alexia and Sasha
(cult leaders of Die KuhGuhMuh)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue May 15, 2001 12:10 pm

Originally posted by Alexia:
<STRONG>Sorry. The cows were spoken for a long time ago. Choose another animal.

~Alexia and Sasha
(cult leaders of Die KuhGuhMuh)</STRONG>

Darkpoet sharpening the butcher knife.
Hmmmmm, sorry ladies. You want bake potatoe or chips.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 8:29 pm

I had forgotten all about this one...

Heres looking at you Throin!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 8:39 pm

Originally posted by Alexia:
<STRONG>Sorry. The cows were spoken for a long time ago. Choose another animal.

~Alexia and Sasha
(cult leaders of Die KuhGuhMuh)</STRONG>

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 9:12 pm

A god of cows????? I think, I went to the wrong board.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 9:35 pm

well, that was a while ago. it is now 'I Sage' the local guru...