Top 20 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped...
1. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.
Top 20 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped
Top 20 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
ROFL 
Here is a real story as far as I know...
A few years ago, my friend (female) and her friends were on the way home from school. A middle aged guy in a car approached to them and said to them, "I will show you something nice". Then, as you guessed, he unzipped his fly.
Unfortunate for him, however, he was not dealing with ordinary, shy, 16 years old girls there. Instead of scream, he heard my friend's loud voice. "It's so tiny!!"
I'm sure he'd never recovered...
Here is a real story as far as I know...
A few years ago, my friend (female) and her friends were on the way home from school. A middle aged guy in a car approached to them and said to them, "I will show you something nice". Then, as you guessed, he unzipped his fly.
Unfortunate for him, however, he was not dealing with ordinary, shy, 16 years old girls there. Instead of scream, he heard my friend's loud voice. "It's so tiny!!"
I'm sure he'd never recovered...
"Strength without wisdom falls by its own weight."
A word to the wise is sufficient
Minerva (Semi-retired SYMer)
A word to the wise is sufficient
Minerva (Semi-retired SYMer)
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