Dating tips for the guys

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 4:46 am

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

Anyone else???

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 5:14 am

Sleep's dating tips:

I spend nearly all my free time on a computer and i post messages in a chat room

What kind of noises can you make with your posterier?

Whats wrong with not wearing trousers?

If i can't afford it maybe you could?

What do you mean you don't have Guiness Heiniken or Budweiser on the Wine List!

Well my ultimate goal is to actually wash...

If i had a penny for everytime i used the excuse about credit cards not clearing, i might actually be able to afford this meal....

So that disgusting putrid smell isn't you, thats good....

What do you mean waiter when you say my fly is low and i am exposed on all fronts?

What do you mean Dr. Kimble has escaped and he is a fugitive from zipper justice?

(thanks vehmence)

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 5:39 am

Did anyone (in the UK) watch Goodness Gracious Me, that was class in'it.

More.....

If only you were thinner we could make a go of it.

I think you should spend more time in the Gym those are definately lumps on your legs, it feels like porridge.

I hope they don't take to long with this food i have to get home to watch the footy.

Will a kebab and a lager do?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:30 am

OMG this is start to sound like Waverly dating tips

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:38 am

What not to say:

"Isn't it your turn to buy?"

"You keep eating like that, you won't fit in your wedding dress."

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:02 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
What not to say:

"Isn't it your turn to buy?"

I don't know, I think quite a lot of us 21st century grrrlz don't mind buying a round... in fact I know girls who get annoyed with a guy who tries to pay for everything all the time

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:06 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
I know girls who get annoyed with a guy who tries to pay for everything all the time

said the harlot to the bishop

*cough* bullshyte *cough*

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:09 am

My goodness, this reminds me certain thread I shouldn't remember...

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Did anyone (in the UK) watch Goodness Gracious Me, that was class in'it.

That's one of my favourite.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:09 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
I don't know, I think quite a lot of us 21st century grrrlz don't mind buying a round... in fact I know girls who get annoyed with a guy who tries to pay for everything all the time

I'll have to move to the UK then. When I dated my wife I went broke. Then we got married, still broke.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:15 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
said the harlot to the bishop

*cough* bullshyte *cough*

It's true

Obviously you date the wrong kind of women

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:20 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
It's true
Obviously you date the wrong kind of women

Non-deperate?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:23 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Non-deperate?

LMAO I'm going to get kicked out of this law firm. What does this make now, six monitors?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:26 am

LOL

That's impressive hypocrisy, Wavy.
First complain that women expect men to pay for everything, then insult women who don't let you pay for everything...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:35 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
LOL
That's impressive hypocrisy, Wavy.
First complain that women expect men to pay for everything, then insult women who don't let you pay for everything...

It's a catch 22. Rare is the girl who is both worth the effort and keen on playing the host on a date.

When the rubber meets the pavement, it's safer to pay a bit extra and not be stuck on a date with someone of questionable sanity (not to mention an achy face

)

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:39 am

They're not as rare as you might think

My housemate's boyfriend gets in trouble for buyign her flowers cos she thinks it's a waste of money

And she's not unattractive or desperate

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:46 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
They're not as rare as you might think

My housemate's boyfriend gets in trouble for buyign her flowers cos she thinks it's a waste of money And she's not unattractive or desperate

Is your housemate around? I want to talk to her. Maybe I can learn something.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:49 am

@DP sorry, she's not here

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:52 am

All I get is "Some flowers would be nice"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:56 am

LOL Well some women like flowers, some women don't

I think flowers are probably most appreciated when they are unexpected.

And not an obviously perfunctory gift ("uh-oh, I'm going to be in trouble, better pick up some flowers on the way home...")

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:59 am

Ever here the joke about the gf expaining to her friend that she got flowers unexpectedly from her bf?

gf: "I bet now he thinks I am going to spend all weekend with my skirt up and my legs in the air"

friend: "Why, don't you have a vase?"

Rule # 3, here I come