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Post by Vehemence »

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.


Anyone else??? :D :D
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Sleep's dating tips:

I spend nearly all my free time on a computer and i post messages in a chat room :) :D

What kind of noises can you make with your posterier?

Whats wrong with not wearing trousers?

If i can't afford it maybe you could?

What do you mean you don't have Guiness Heiniken or Budweiser on the Wine List! :D

Well my ultimate goal is to actually wash...

If i had a penny for everytime i used the excuse about credit cards not clearing, i might actually be able to afford this meal....

So that disgusting putrid smell isn't you, thats good....

What do you mean waiter when you say my fly is low and i am exposed on all fronts?

What do you mean Dr. Kimble has escaped and he is a fugitive from zipper justice? :D (thanks vehmence)

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Did anyone (in the UK) watch Goodness Gracious Me, that was class in'it.

More.....

If only you were thinner we could make a go of it.

I think you should spend more time in the Gym those are definately lumps on your legs, it feels like porridge.

I hope they don't take to long with this food i have to get home to watch the footy.

Will a kebab and a lager do?
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OMG this is start to sound like Waverly dating tips :D :D :D
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Post by Darkpoet »

What not to say:

"Isn't it your turn to buy?"

"You keep eating like that, you won't fit in your wedding dress."
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>What not to say:

"Isn't it your turn to buy?"</STRONG>
I don't know, I think quite a lot of us 21st century grrrlz don't mind buying a round... in fact I know girls who get annoyed with a guy who tries to pay for everything all the time ;) :cool:
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Post by Waverly »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I know girls who get annoyed with a guy who tries to pay for everything all the time ;) :cool: </STRONG>
said the harlot to the bishop :D

*cough* bullshyte *cough*
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Post by Minerva »

My goodness, this reminds me certain thread I shouldn't remember... :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Did anyone (in the UK) watch Goodness Gracious Me, that was class in'it.

</STRONG>
That's one of my favourite. :D
"Strength without wisdom falls by its own weight."

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Post by Darkpoet »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I don't know, I think quite a lot of us 21st century grrrlz don't mind buying a round... in fact I know girls who get annoyed with a guy who tries to pay for everything all the time ;) :cool: </STRONG>

I'll have to move to the UK then. When I dated my wife I went broke. Then we got married, still broke. :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>said the harlot to the bishop :D

*cough* bullshyte *cough*</STRONG>
It's true :p
Obviously you date the wrong kind of women ;)
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Post by Waverly »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>It's true :p
Obviously you date the wrong kind of women ;) </STRONG>
Non-deperate? :p
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Post by Darkpoet »

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Non-deperate? :p </STRONG>

LMAO I'm going to get kicked out of this law firm. What does this make now, six monitors? :eek: :D
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Post by Georgi »

LOL :D
That's impressive hypocrisy, Wavy.
First complain that women expect men to pay for everything, then insult women who don't let you pay for everything... :rolleyes: ;)
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Post by Waverly »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>LOL :D
That's impressive hypocrisy, Wavy.
First complain that women expect men to pay for everything, then insult women who don't let you pay for everything... :rolleyes: ;) </STRONG>
It's a catch 22. Rare is the girl who is both worth the effort and keen on playing the host on a date.

When the rubber meets the pavement, it's safer to pay a bit extra and not be stuck on a date with someone of questionable sanity (not to mention an achy face :o )
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Post by Georgi »

They're not as rare as you might think :p

My housemate's boyfriend gets in trouble for buyign her flowers cos she thinks it's a waste of money :D And she's not unattractive or desperate :p
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Post by Darkpoet »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>They're not as rare as you might think :p

My housemate's boyfriend gets in trouble for buyign her flowers cos she thinks it's a waste of money :D And she's not unattractive or desperate :p </STRONG>
Is your housemate around? I want to talk to her. Maybe I can learn something. :D
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@DP sorry, she's not here :rolleyes: :p ;)
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All I get is "Some flowers would be nice" :rolleyes: :D
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Post by Georgi »

LOL Well some women like flowers, some women don't :p I think flowers are probably most appreciated when they are unexpected. ;) And not an obviously perfunctory gift ("uh-oh, I'm going to be in trouble, better pick up some flowers on the way home...") :D

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Ever here the joke about the gf expaining to her friend that she got flowers unexpectedly from her bf?

gf: "I bet now he thinks I am going to spend all weekend with my skirt up and my legs in the air"

friend: "Why, don't you have a vase?"

Rule # 3, here I come :rolleyes:
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