Yes, I'm back. And I've got a Babylonian t-shirt for you!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:31 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Age and treachery always win out over youth and idealism... Fable's got that side covered, and I got the youth, idealism, and a large sturgeon used to bludgeon munchkins with

Always with the munchkins...tss tss, what happened to simple reasoning.

People who go personal have the tendency to feel as if they are losing the argument and/or fight. Going personal is a last desperate answer.

Originally posted by fable
Really, back in the day, we gods didn't fight, and people (who definitely did) had better reasons to do so than religion.

We are the first, as you are experiencing now. The first and the last, for we will not fail. And we do not fight for religion or culture. We are fighting for freedom, our own dominance. We fight for the mussel and cachaça lovers

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:38 am

@Fable: Yeah, blah blah blah, idealism. Lucky youre right. But that doesnt mean the heathen wont overrun you... lol

@Aegis: Calling for reinforcements? You should...

@Sytze: Did you see how fun can be an inssurection? lol!!! Were the best heathen ever...

*Look to his troops, coming and shouts*

March on heathen!!!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:44 am

Originally posted by Luis Antonio

*Look to his troops, coming and shouts*

March on heathen!!!

Heh, not too long though. In a min its time for some nice cold Tequila with lemon

After that we can continue our march...the gods are getting shifty, can you feel it??

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:09 am

Originally posted by Sytze
Heh, not too long though. In a min its time for some nice cold Tequila with lemon

After that we can continue our march...the gods are getting shifty, can you feel it??

Yeah, you dont make anymore godlings like in the old days, ye knows.

We shall drink more, they shall answer us properly then.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:11 am

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
@Fable: Yeah, blah blah blah, idealism. Lucky youre right. But that doesnt mean the heathen wont overrun you... lol

Just out of curiosity, how do you ovverun something that's invisible, intangible, and capable of consuming vast quantities of chicken tandoori (or even a good saag) in the twinkling of an eye?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:27 am

Have you never played BG? Lol!

I'd telleport myself to your godly abiss realm, make a 'god transformation ritual' so that you would become your avatar, we will have a bloody fight, I'll lose but get out alive, then I'll run through the normal realms leveling up and then with a party of my own (or soloing if I'm just good) I'd return to find out that you're as easy as hell to be beaten.

Then I'd have the option to absorb your power and use sandals for the rest of my life. But no, I'd prefer to drink booze on a can, turn up some tequilla, no lemmon added and to keep watching the bodies of the most beatifull women at the beach, not only those ugly goddesses with awesome powers...

You know, be a rebel is just cool. You always win in the end.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:29 pm

Hiya fable...It's great to see you back !....*HUG*

Can I have a t-shirt too?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 7:47 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
Hiya fable...It's great to see you back !....*HUG*

Can I have a t-shirt too?

Absolutely! What size do you want?

I'd telleport myself to your godly abiss realm,

Um, @Luis...if you're not actually *playing* BG2, you can't do those things. This means that you're a non-magical mortal, going up against a god. The chances of your success are not looking good.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 7:58 pm

Say Fable, isn't dillusion one of the first signs of weakness?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:49 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Say Fable, isn't dillusion one of the first signs of weakness?

Actually, it's the second-to-last sign, the one that precedes defenestration.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:34 am

Originally posted by fable
Absolutely! What size do you want?

I'd telleport myself to your godly abiss realm,

Um, @Luis...if you're not actually *playing* BG2, you can't do those things. This means that you're a non-magical mortal, going up against a god. The chances of your success are not looking good.

No need to teleport, we will just let you come to us.

And either the chicken tandoori will make you visible, or the mussel and cachaça food will put us on the same level as you god lings are.
Pff, ure not really expecting us to come to you right. Weve got our ways.

And @Aegis and fable: Denying that there is a threat is one of the first signs of weakness.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:57 am

How can I have a Babylonian t-shirt?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:39 am

Originally posted by Minerva
How can I have a Babylonian t-shirt?

For the epitomy of wisdom? You have but to ask

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:40 am

Originally posted by Sytze
No need to teleport, we will just let you come to us.

And either the chicken tandoori will make you visible, or the mussel and cachaça food will put us on the same level as you god lings are.

Nope. Traditionally (and you can read this in a lot of Greco-Roman literature), gods didn't have to "go" anywhere to absorb food sacrifices. The aroma of the sacrifices was the "essence" of the food in its purified state, and sufficient for any god. If you choose to sacrifice tandoori, on the other hand, in a closed room, I'll just ignore you. I can get the same thing with a lot better variety at a nifty little buffet on Main and 3rd in Nineveh.

Besides, if you bring a god into your presence, you won't be able to do anything to him or her or it, even if they were visible. This isn't AD&D stuff, you know. Go read your mythology! Learn what you're up against! And eat some really good Indian food, today!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:47 am

Originally posted by fable
Besides, if you bring a god into your presence, you won't be able to do anything to him or her or it, even if they were visible. This isn't AD&D stuff, you know. Go read your mythology! Learn what you're up against! And eat some really good Indian food, today!

I’m not saying this is AD&D stuff, neither am I saying this is old mythology. The world changed in all those years fable. technology advanced, people got more experienced. And what more important, we now have insight in you godlings.

While you and Aegis were sitting on ure butts, eating chicken tandoori, our ancestors plotted, observed and carefully thought out a way to get you gods. This has been going for generations and now we feel that the time is ready to strike out.

And don’t worry, we also have an ally god you know (it might even be me, who knows. I certainly am not gonna tell you guys), in case things backfire and it really gets rough

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:06 am

Originally posted by Minerva
How can I have a Babylonian t-shirt?

Why?

For the epitomy of wisdom? You have but to ask

Blah blah blah... I've never seen you giving it to anyone, and BGates has not one for sure. (Fable, you liar

)

Why do you need one at all? They are just boooring...

Minerva, you can have some tequilla, a few beers and a lot of your human greeds granted with us, the heathen.

Nope. Traditionally (and you can read this in a lot of Greco-Roman literature), gods didn't have to "go" anywhere to absorb food sacrifices. The aroma of the sacrifices was the "essence" of the food in its purified state, and sufficient for any god. If you choose to sacrifice tandoori, on the other hand, in a closed room, I'll just ignore you. I can get the same thing with a lot better variety at a nifty little buffet on Main and 3rd in Nineveh.

Aroma? Essence? Then you must be more a weakling than I had thought!

Now seriously, what can you effectivelly do to me? You know, which kind of curse can you place upon my very soul that will be my punishment for challenging you? I dont know, but if you cant eat chicken tandoori or whatever I think you cant even scratch me. And if I cant scratch you, you cant scratch me, then we're even. And you dont exist!

Learn what you're up against!

I'm sorry, but I'm on a dispute with two moderators who think they're gods just because they walk with sandals on the desert...

Nope, no time for reading about that.

*Once again grabs his +5 Unholy sword, picks up his new +9 shield versus godly will, and makes a challenging face*

I think you guys are just afraid... lol!

BTW, Minerva, you're welcome to join us!!!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:11 am

Hear hear!!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:18 am

Originally posted by Sytze
Hear hear!!

Sytze, you and me, man, we rock!

lol!

Nobody can stop us!!!

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:31 am

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Nobody can stop us!!!

I can.

No, really.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:43 am

Originally posted by Vicsun
I can.

No, really.

Doesnt matter, join us then!

At least you can stay with us when we are drunk and get drunk along too!

We shall summon BS here... He will like this unhelp, along with Curdis boy...

Hmm...

We may put some fertilizer here... hihihihehehehehe