The 503rd Puffin Brigade

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:37 am

Originally posted by Waverly
Yes? Then how to explain this:Here, have a look at my case file on him... being forced to act like a puffin usually predates 'operation sealion' by about 1 week. Check the closet and see if there are any unusually tight fitting marine uniforms, or a German infantry uniform with the seat cut out.

Gosh, thanks for the tip-off, Waverly; after all Operation Sealion is the invasion of Britain, I believe...

I checked the closet, but all I found were some Denis the Menace boxer shorts and cutely matching socks. Does that count, do you think?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:17 am

I could barely guess...

Originally posted by Weasel
There were no witnesses! Plus I was being abducted on the night the possessions were taking place.

(This is why I want to go back into space..instead of a sending a teacher. )

...that it was Alienbob responsible for that abduction in search for his beloved space triangle...

...I remember seeing that file in some C** dossier...

@KidD: You saw Weasel wearing a lampshade too?

Wow.

Great minds think alike.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:12 pm

After close examination, it seens he did not use lampshade. I believe it's something he manage to "utilize" from his living room lamp

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:36 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
After close examination, it seens he did not use lampshade. I believe it's something he manage to "utilize" from his living room lamp

I REFUSE to get a mental image on this.

I don't want lampshade-wearing to be tainted with unsavory notions.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:08 am

Originally posted by Waverly
I did vow to corrupt her...

And miserably failed.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:08 am

Originally posted by Minerva
And miserably failed.

I'm not finished yet. You must admit, SYM has made you just a bit more decadent than you were before.

And I, of course, have appointed myself Tyrant for Life of SYM.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:21 am

Originally posted by Waverly

And I, of course, have appointed myself Tyrant for Life of SYM.

Will COMM be next????

I have lost everything! Here take the golden speedo as well...disregard the marks, Tide should remove them...with enough washings.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:45 am

I abolished COMM. Practicing the arcane and deviant acts of COMMunication is crime in the new SYM.

You, Weasel, are wanted for questioning.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:47 am

Originally posted by Waverly
You, Weasel, are wanted for questioning.

Well, I have to agree the Golden Speedo is offensive to anyone's eyes...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:13 am

Originally posted by Minerva
Well, I have to agree the Golden Speedo is offensive to anyone's eyes...

So you've seen it?

I'm crushed

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:30 pm

so let me get this straight

As of recently, Waverly

has a thing for goats
has declared himself the evil tyrant of SYM
has the Golden Speedo

which means...what? Waverly is now Weasel

So who --or what-- is Weasel now?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:37 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
so let me get this straight

As of recently, Waverly

has a thing for goats
has declared himself the evil tyrant of SYM
has the Golden Speedo

which means...what? Waverly is now Weasel

So who --or what-- is Weasel now?

You mean he wasn't always

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:39 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
You mean he wasn't always

I know...Weasel has a LOT to answer for!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:27 pm

Weasel will indeed answer. All in good time.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:32 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I know...Weasel has a LOT to answer for!

Yes, why on Earth would he want to conceive me.....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:35 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Yes, why on Earth would he want to conceive me.....

I would do something vile and drastic to you to cause Weasel pain, but you mothers would kill me

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:41 pm

I say NEVER!!!!

Originally posted by Weasel
Will COMM be next????

...for as long as there are Men of stout character, Men whose eyes seek the Truth, Men who call themselves COMMrades and mean it, so will there be COMMunication.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:47 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I would do something vile and drastic to you to cause Weasel pain, but you mothers would kill me

*Hides behind his mothers*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 01, 2003 7:26 am

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I know...Weasel has a LOT to answer for!

Seem to (Waaaaa) be having computer problems....(Crash) will answer the question-s (Beep) later