Driving to Work in the Rain

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:06 am

Sounds good McB, caio. Don't forget the cannoles.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:20 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Can going against ones very nature be 'maturing'?

I thought it was the very essence of it.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:24 am

Hey, you two watch it. You forget that I am the terror of the sidewalk..er 'roads'! It may be YOU making that thumping noise under my wheel!!

Originally posted by Dottie
I thought it was the very essence of it.

What you say is true.

But, such a sudden change? Can we not more likely assume that he has partaken of too much tea?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:28 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Hey, you two watch it. You forget that I am the terror of the sidewalk..er 'roads'! It may be YOU making that thumping noise under my wheel!!

Are you threatening to t hump me?? I am available this weekend if it works for you.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:35 am

Originally posted by McBane
Are you threatening to t hump me?? I am available this weekend if it works for you.

No, no! I was threatening violence! Why must you make everything into a sexual overture?

Also, why does no one feel threatened by me?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:35 am

Yeah me too, and I'm in town.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:36 am

@Viv: I agree we shouldnt assume too much, Im sure the truth will reveal itself sooner or later.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:40 am

Originally posted by Dottie
@Viv: I agree we shouldnt assume too much, Im sure the truth will reveal itself sooner or later.

So, do you think I'm assuming too much if I put 'hugged by Cm' in my signature?

I think it would look pretty next to 'The Order of the Dark Flame'...or maybe I could quote his hug in there?

*Viv gets busy*

Ned: Come fix my car and I'll think about it.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:41 am

Originally posted by Vivien
No, no! I was threatening violence! Why must you make everything into a sexual overture?

Also, why does no one feel threatened by me?

As for the sexual overture, I do not understand. I used the same word you did.

I don't know about threatened, but I could be a bit intimidated by you. Or maybe dominated.

EDIT - Ned, if you don't know anything about cars, just fake it. You may need an assistant. Drop me a PM.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:46 am

Originally posted by McBane
As for the sexual overture, I do not understand. I used the same word you did.

I don't know about threatened, but I could be a bit intimidated by you. Or maybe dominated.

You did not! I said 'thump' which is what wheels do , or what bunnies do when they're scared...YOU said 'hump' by cleverly minamizing the 't', which is a different word entirely...this is what horny people do, or maybe bunnies when they're not scared...hard to say what bunnies are thinking...especially as my bunny humping was between two males. *shrugs*

How do I intimidate?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:48 am

Originally posted by Vivien
So, do you think I'm assuming too much if I put 'hugged by Cm' in my signature? I think it would look pretty next to 'The Order of the Dark Flame'...or maybe I could quote his hug in there?

I think you dont assume too much, but I think you should consider if you want to encourage him or not.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:48 am

You realize that in order for me to fix your car, I'll need to know where you live. Once I gather this information, out of common decency, I will have to make that information available to the male demographic of SYM.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:50 am

Viv,
Try asking you SO (In your very sweetest "you dooo love me don't you?' voice) if you could use his car untill he gets yours fixed. You might also remind him he's not even using it right now, 'cause he is out of town..

When he gets back, I'll bet he gets yours fixed in no time...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:56 am

@ Viv - I am intimated by your beauty and presence. If I were to see you in public, I probably wouldn't approach you, as I would fumble my words, and embarrass myself.

@ Scayde - That's cruel, effective, but cruel.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:00 am

by mcbane
@ Viv - I am intimated by your beauty and presence. If I were to see you in public, I probably wouldn't approach you, as I would fumble my words, and embarrass myself.

What a display of confidence! I expect more from more my attorney; what the hell I am supposed to do the next time I get busted smuggling entertainment livestock across the mexican border?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:00 am

Originally posted by McBane

@ Scayde - That's cruel, effective, but cruel.

Why ... Thank you McBane...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:03 am

Originally posted by Dottie
I think you dont assume too much, but I think you should consider if you want to encourage him or not.

But this is Fas...he said that all Dark Flames are not women.

Clearly there is not threat for me

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
You realize that in order for me to fix your car, I'll need to know where you live. Once I gather this information, out of common decency, I will have to make that information available to the male demographic of SYM.

How did those cameras get installed then?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:04 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
What a display of confidence! I expect more from more my attorney; what the hell I am supposed to do the next time I get busted smuggling entertainment livestock across the mexican border?

I am going for the shy, non aggressive approach here. Shhh

Have I ever let you down? Here, have a Jameson's and relax.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:05 am

Originally posted by Vivien
But this is Fas...he said that all Dark Flames are not women. Clearly there is not threat for me

You should perhaps read BS tunneling thread again.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:06 am

Originally posted by Scayde
Why ... Thank you McBane...

Anytime. Feel free to continue dispensing advice, **looks around** as long as my SO doesn't browse here.