So, the women pay for most of your dates, do they?Originally posted by KramoR:
<STRONG>You could always arm wrestle for the check winner pays.
Dating tips for the guys
This is odd, but I've never felt the urge that I *have* to well 'put out' if the man pays. Thinking back, I've had men take me for many, many dates without feeling like I have to do anything besides be charming...
But, yes women should clearly take the sexual initiative a bit more. For men, I think there is the fear of it being taken as too aggressive, not liking the woman for her mind, just her body(as mentioned, the Waverly's of the world) , or even in some cases 'making the move' can be taken as assault...
That's why I use the 'Vivian-patented let-him-know-you're-interested' method, and all is fine.
Darkpoet: I've never asked a man on date, therefore I don't know. Hmmm..I have pursued men, let him know I'm interested, helped him get the courage etc... Maybe I should be more aggressive, I very much approve of equality...
But, yes women should clearly take the sexual initiative a bit more. For men, I think there is the fear of it being taken as too aggressive, not liking the woman for her mind, just her body(as mentioned, the Waverly's of the world)
, or even in some cases 'making the move' can be taken as assault...That's why I use the 'Vivian-patented let-him-know-you're-interested' method, and all is fine.
Darkpoet: I've never asked a man on date, therefore I don't know. Hmmm..I have pursued men, let him know I'm interested, helped him get the courage etc... Maybe I should be more aggressive, I very much approve of equality...
@Viv: There is an name for girls like you: *something* tease... I can't remember exactly at the moment. j/k. In truth, Viv is exhibit 'A'. This is way most girls I've taken out do things: "you pay, and no, nothing is guaranteed no matter how much you spend." Which is fine, I may joke to the contrary, but I don't mind. I'll pay, and if I want more I'll just have to be more resorceful than just showing off my wallet.
And for the record, I have stated more the once that I do prefer smart girls
j/k. In truth, Viv is exhibit 'A'. This is way most girls I've taken out do things: "you pay, and no, nothing is guaranteed no matter how much you spend." Which is fine, I may joke to the contrary, but I don't mind. I'll pay, and if I want more I'll just have to be more resorceful than just showing off my wallet.And for the record, I have stated more the once that I do prefer smart girls
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Here's some I've used..
" You look a lot better than your sister did"
"My wife and I have a free type of love, care to join in"
"I can tell by your weight your not hungry"
"You were a beautiful baby, what happen you fall out of the ugly tree later on?"
" You look a lot better than your sister did"
"My wife and I have a free type of love, care to join in"
"I can tell by your weight your not hungry"
"You were a beautiful baby, what happen you fall out of the ugly tree later on?"
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Waverly: SHHH!!! It's not that I don't AGREE, it's just that I've never offered to pay and never felt the need... I don't want to seem sexist, which I'm not... But, yes, the cobwebs on my wallet would beg to differ...*sigh*
Weasel: Probably true But, I was raised not to long ago in the north..hmm..but I ran into other young women who think like me in college which could explain it?
Weasel: Probably true
But, I was raised not to long ago in the north..hmm..but I ran into other young women who think like me in college which could explain it? Hmmm... can we have a demonstration?Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>That's why I use the 'Vivian-patented let-him-know-you're-interested' method, and all is fine.</STRONG>
Um,... I'll volunteer
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Why It's Great To Be A Guy...
(Caution sentences below were ment for jokes only)
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow...
Wedding plans "take care" of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Princess Di"s death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, all the time.
(Caution sentences below were ment for jokes only)
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow...
Wedding plans "take care" of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Princess Di"s death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, all the time.
I'm not dead yet
To follow on with KidD01
Reasons why it's Great to be a Woman:
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
Speeding ticket? What's that?
New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
You can sleep your way to the top.
You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
Brad Pitt.
No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
You have the ability to dress yourself.
If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
You can quickly end any fight by crying.
Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
You've never had a goatee.
You'll never regret piercing your ears.
You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.
Yea yea, I know... pretty odd coming from a guy... I didnt write it... just seemed to fit after what Kid posted
Reasons why it's Great to be a Woman:
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
Speeding ticket? What's that?
New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
You can sleep your way to the top.
You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
Brad Pitt.
No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
You have the ability to dress yourself.
If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
You can quickly end any fight by crying.
Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
You've never had a goatee.
You'll never regret piercing your ears.
You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.
Yea yea, I know... pretty odd coming from a guy... I didnt write it... just seemed to fit after what Kid posted
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
I must be the least blokiest bloke there is, although i always try to be polite, open doors that kind of thing, but i don't fart in the company of others, i rarely belch, crotch arrangement only happens when i am not in others company (unless it is polaxing me ) weird.
I met this girl in a pub once and this is the ensuing situation... A male friend of hers walks over and says
"come over here a second, my friend wants to talk to you"
I obliged, meanwhile my mate was getting a straight whiskey (first drink of the evening ) he passes it to me on my route, i arrive at the table, down my whiskey and she says....
"I know you from somwhere....but i can't think of it"
She begins to question me about where i went to school etc, all this time i am waiting for my next drink.....i say "so where exactly do you think you would know someone like me from...." she keeps on asking questions, describing her job and eventually she says (after about 25 minutes)...."I know i used to work at WH Smith, you used to come in during the mornings, i remember you, mostly because you were polite..."
So that's how i am remembered...
Unfortunately she was involved with someone else (as far as i remember) so 'it' wasn't really an option.
) weird.I met this girl in a pub once and this is the ensuing situation... A male friend of hers walks over and says
"come over here a second, my friend wants to talk to you"
I obliged, meanwhile my mate was getting a straight whiskey (first drink of the evening
) he passes it to me on my route, i arrive at the table, down my whiskey and she says...."I know you from somwhere....but i can't think of it"
She begins to question me about where i went to school etc, all this time i am waiting for my next drink.....i say "so where exactly do you think you would know someone like me from...." she keeps on asking questions, describing her job and eventually she says (after about 25 minutes)...."I know i used to work at WH Smith, you used to come in during the mornings, i remember you, mostly because you were polite..."
So that's how i am remembered...
Unfortunately she was involved with someone else (as far as i remember) so 'it' wasn't really an option.
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Translating Mr.Sleep's story == The way it really happened
Mr.Sleep Walks up to the barkeep and asks for a scotch...
Mr.Sleep: I'll have a scotch staight up
Some guy approaches
Some Guy: Hey, come over here a second, my friend wants to talk to you.
Mr.Sleep and Some guy walk over to a table with a buxom young wench
Mr.Sleep's Friend:Here's your scotch, man.
Mr.Sleep: *Gulp*
The Girl: I know you from somwhere....but i can't think of it.
Mr.Sleep: so where exactly do you think you would know someone like me from...
The Girl: *thinking to herself* Man, this guys hopeless, I gave him a good shot of a pickup line, but I guess he's not interested. I'll just fob him off with some excuse... "I know i used to work at WH Smith, you used to come in during the mornings, i remember you, mostly because you were polite."
Mr.Sleep: Oh ok. *walks away feeling good about himself.
Mr.Sleep Walks up to the barkeep and asks for a scotch...
Mr.Sleep: I'll have a scotch staight upSome guy approaches
Some Guy: Hey, come over here a second, my friend wants to talk to you.Mr.Sleep and Some guy walk over to a table with a buxom young wench
Mr.Sleep's Friend:Here's your scotch, man. Mr.Sleep: *Gulp* The Girl: I know you from somwhere....but i can't think of it. Mr.Sleep: so where exactly do you think you would know someone like me from... The Girl: *thinking to herself* Man, this guys hopeless, I gave him a good shot of a pickup line, but I guess he's not interested. I'll just fob him off with some excuse... "I know i used to work at WH Smith, you used to come in during the mornings, i remember you, mostly because you were polite." Mr.Sleep: Oh ok. *walks away feeling good about himself.Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Erm, yes, well, a minor inconsistency!Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>That story has merit if i didn't actually remember her from WH SMith's
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.