Congratulations. You're Now God/dess

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 10:55 pm

woah ive almost got 1000 posts

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 10:56 pm

must hit 1000,but how?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 10:58 pm

any suggestions?any at all?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 10:58 pm

guess not

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 11:56 pm

Hey, Limberger-brain! You want to spam something for the pointless purpose of making 1000 posts, go spam a spam topic. I set this up for a purpose.

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 12:01 am

I would end my existence for the good of everyone and everything else

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 3:21 am

Originally posted by Brink:
I would end my existence for the good of everyone and everything else

Can i help

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 5:16 am

Originally posted by cheesemage:
wait couldnt you change around the space time contium so that therfore you can act that the law was never made thus after using that you would have no restrictions?

If you were god/dess then you wouldn't be restricted by the laws of the space-time continuum in the first place, would you?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 5:27 am

This is starting to sound like an episode of Star Trek

"Oh no there is a rip in the fabric of the ass time continum"
"Emit a tachyon burst and then run a level 5 diagnostic, and don't forget to kill the guy wearing yellow, lets make him go out and do some moonwalking this sounds like a fantastic idea, i am sure he will survice as we draw closer and closer to that huge supernova....."

I have thought of one, make James T Kirk a eunuch, bad images had to edit

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Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 5:43 am

Yep

Not just Star Trek either, just about every sci-fi show I've ever seen has had some kind of trouble with a disruption to the space-time continuum...

I thought it was the guy in red who always died, but I am probably just confused...

Did you see that episode of South Park....

Ummm, sorry for spamming your topic Fable
*slinks off with her tail between her legs*

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:00 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
Yep Not just Star Trek either, just about every sci-fi show I've ever seen has had some kind of trouble with a disruption to the space-time continuum...
I thought it was the guy in red who always died, but I am probably just confused... Did you see that episode of South Park....

Ummm, sorry for spamming your topic Fable
*slinks off with her tail between her legs*

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Early Star Trek had the blokes in yellow where as later on they switched to red (as i remember)

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 10:05 am

wait if you were in that power couldnt yopu bribe the univerese to get more powers?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:32 am

No. All that's been covered, above.

Yeesh, I never knew so many candidates for God who wouldn't read the basic contract. The people he sends me...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:50 am

Wait, fable how can there be a god, without informing me. I don't like surpises.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 1:16 pm

@Thorin! We'd lost track of you, so we figured you'd been promoted to teen idol.

I'm afraid this topic area is outside your pantheon. You are certainly entitled to give an opinion, but if you wish to banish the topic itself or any of the opinions expressed thereof, I must refer you to Paragraph C, Subsection 13.1 of the Fifty-fifth section of the Deific Code relative to visiting dei-forms, which states, in part: "Gods, godlike creatures, demi-gods, demonic life and non-lifeforms are not entitled to exercise, influence, or in any way promote theurgic powers within home universes other than their own."

If you wish to appeal this, you can do so by filing Form 322C-Zed, at an appropriate blood-filled altar at midnight on a new moon. Please make sure that it is CPA-certified. Thanks.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 1:29 pm

And then in her own wisdom the Goddess created an island to float upon the seas. Springing forth from this island are vegetations and growths upon which the taste buds will dance. A gentle breeze and steady light caress this island always, and the Goddess dances, her toes curling with delight in the dewie grasses. And to this island shall come the tortured innocents, both of human shape and animal. Thus, the lions and lambs shall lay side by side in perfect contentment, and none shall be in need.
And, as a last desire, the Goddess shall call to her island a rabbit, to protect the innocents. For it's sharp teeth and strong hind legs will protect the innocents in their dances and songs for evermore...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 5:31 pm

And where may I get this form?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:19 pm

@Thorin, you may apply at the Deific Registry Office between the hours of 9 am and 10 am, on alternate Thursdays. I hope that helps.

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Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 7:41 pm

Originally posted by cheesemage:
people must see the truth!!!!

The truth ??! You can't handle the truth!