Freudian slips

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:12 am

Originally posted by Fas:
But Honest and straight talking politican or diplomat is possible right?

Ummmm, yeah, of course... *looks out of her window at the flying pigs*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:13 am

Originally posted by Fas:
But Honest and straight talking politican or diplomat is possible right?

Yep, our poiliticians NEVER lie to us. They want what's best for every citizen, and tell lobbyists to just 'put that bribe money away', because THAT'S not why they became a politician

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:16 am

Yep, our poiliticians NEVER lie to us. They want what's best for every citizen, and tell lobbyists to just 'put that bribe money away', because THAT'S not why they became a politician

Yeah, everyone knows it was for the interns, not the money.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:18 am

Originally posted by Fas:
Darn looks like there is no future for me in this field.
But start acting 2 faced soon!
But Honest and straight talking politican or diplomat is possible right?

Well - gimme all your money and I'll teach you to lie and use sarcasm to hide lack of knowlegde

It is actually very very difficult (see I was about to write "hard" but that could have been interpreted in a freudian way

)
to learn such skills.

Maybe I should combine my projekted programming and economics with some spindoctoring on the side

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:27 am

Originally posted by Xandax:
Well - gimme all your money and I'll teach you to lie and use sarcasm to hide lack of knowlegde
It is actually very very difficult (see I was about to write "hard" but that could have been interpreted in a freudian way )
to learn such skills.

Maybe I should combine my projekted programming and economics with some spindoctoring on the side

But, Xan, Waverly's not here, I'm sure the rest of us are much too nice to have said anything about that.

Blood: ROFL

Well, there are the interns, and the hollywood girlfriends, the thousand dollar haircuts, the joy of seeing pictures of your pet on magazine covers

...so many reasons to be a politician!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:30 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
But, Xan, Waverly's not here, I'm sure the rest of us are much too nice to have said anything about that.
<snip>

Yeah of course - I didn't think of all of you

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:31 am

@Georgi - Flying Pigs where?

I wanna get some for a circus i am starting!

@Viv, hmmm i don't think i want to be a politican anymore.
You just shattered my dreams!

@ Xandax *gives him 5 cents* there all my money!

So when do the lessons start??

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:32 am

Blood: ROFL Well, there are the interns, and the hollywood girlfriends, the thousand dollar haircuts, the joy of seeing pictures of your pet on magazine covers ...so many reasons to be a politician!

I am in the wrong profession

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:33 am

Originally posted by Fas:
[QB<snip>
@ Xandax *gives him 5 cents* there all my money!
So when do the lessons start??[/QB]

Baah - now that I got your money, I'm outta here.
Lesson 1: don't trust me ..... oh, to late

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:39 am

Baah - now that I got your money, I'm outta here

He's a natural

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:39 am

*takes out his Ak-47*
Where do you think you are going?

Lesson 1 has been learnt well.

*the gun still pointing at Xandax*
Now what is lesson number 2?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:48 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
I am in the wrong profession

If you think pictures of your pet on national magazines is a 'good thing', then yes, you are in the wrong profession

Fas: Can't you and Xan talk this out without bloodshed? I mean it's only a few cents? And, if that's all you had, where did you get the money for the gun?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:51 am

Bloodshed?

Smells the aroma....must start stalking....

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:51 am

I am Pakistani, i may not have clothes but i will have a gun!
Also *whsipers* don't tell Xandax it ain't loaded!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:05 am

Originally posted by Fas:
I am Pakistani, i may not have clothes but i will have a gun!
Also *whsipers* don't tell Xandax it ain't loaded!

*whispers back* I promise!

But...If you have no clothes, where were you hiding the gun? *looks confused*

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:12 am

Don't ask if you really don't want to know.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:20 am

Originally posted by Fas:
Don't ask if you really don't want to know.

Good point

To BG2 fans: It's probably a Minsc/Boo thing anyway

Or maybe a 'zen' thing

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:25 am

Definitely a Zen thing!

Need a lot of body control to hide a gun!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:40 am

Originally posted by Fas:
Definitely a Zen thing!
Need a lot of body control to hide a gun!

So, this zen of yours, do you use Tantric control?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:43 am

Originally posted by Fas:
<snip>
Also *whsipers* don't tell Xandax it ain't loaded!

Speaking of freudian slip

(Damned, I can't stand Freud

)

Lesson 2: aiming lessons?