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What makes the spank harder or looser? Thinking of your former teachers?
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Let the Master Spanker in the house!!! :eek:


[url="http://www22.brinkster.com/weaselsleazel/monkey"]Big Pop Slam Daddy Weasel...The Spank Me Daddy[/url]</STRONG>
Sorry Weasel, I'm not into corporal punishment :D ;)
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Seems you all don't think I'm the Master Spanker. :(


Behold the Spank!! 1826MPH

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Post by dragon wench »

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Seems you all don't think I'm the Master Spanker. :(


Behold the Spank!! 1826MPH

[url="http://www22.brinkster.com/weaselsleazel/doit"]It fell off..[/url]</STRONG>
ROFL, that is talent indeed. :p
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Weasel, it seems like you've had plenty of practice. You and your wife alright? :D
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How the heck can people "spank the monkey" at an excess of 1000 mph??? :eek: :eek:

*Thats* gotta hurt more than it does good :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>How the heck can people "spank the monkey" at an excess of 1000 mph??? :eek: :eek:

*Thats* gotta hurt more than it does good :D :D :D </STRONG>
If somebody could do that then the monkey would likely burst and never pop up again! :D

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Post by NeKr0mAnCeR »

724 BOO-YA!!! WHO'S THA MAN!! :D IM A MONKEY SPANKING GOD!!!
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Well seing as weasel and Harry#### got over 1000 and 2000 mph - I'd say you're a mere mortal at spanking the monkey :D
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This is one of the most obscure site I've ever seen. How was it discovered?
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>This is one of the most obscure site I've ever seen. How was it discovered?</STRONG>
Whats wrong with making a site were you can "Spank the Monkey" :D :D
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Nothing's wrong with it, it's jsut, where do you get an idea like that? :D
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Nothing's wrong with it, it's jsut, where do you get an idea like that? :D </STRONG>
It is not my site :)
A friend mailed it to me, he found it while working :eek: :eek: - guess I know what they do there :D :D ??

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Haha... you guys suck... :p mine was 1512... :p
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

uhh, i got 62mph. Oh yeah baby. Spanked it bad.
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Still experimenting, eh thorin? :D
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Post by Harry2052 »

Originally posted by Frenzy:
<STRONG>Haha... you guys suck... :p mine was 1512... :p </STRONG>
you need more practise i'm afraid ... no one has even come close to beating me :D :p :rolleyes:

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Well, I got a girlfriend, so I don't need to practice. :D
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Post by Harry2052 »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Well, I got a girlfriend, so I don't need to practice. :D </STRONG>
and having a gf excludes you from practise how?... look at weasel :D although that maybe natural talent, kinda hope he didn't leave any permanent marks of his other half :p

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He's married... thats why he still practices... :D
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