Yes, I'm back. And I've got a Babylonian t-shirt for you!

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 6:00 pm

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Gee, I fallen from the chair for this one.

You may not be a god, but you are funny, that you are!

You have to pick up some skills while you're slumming around Europe and what not over thousands of years.

I also invented tequila.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:37 pm

Originally posted by fable
You have to pick up some skills while you're slumming around Europe and what not over thousands of years.

I also invented tequila.

Shame those Mexicans thought it would taste better with the worm, eh. Oh well.

Oh, and just so everyone knows, Fable's responsible for the French

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:02 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Shame those Mexicans thought it would taste better with the worm, eh. Oh well.

You're missing the point. I had the worm, I had the alcohol, and I had a lot of time on my hands. The rest is easy to figure.

Oh, and just so everyone knows, Fable's responsible for the French

It took centuries to invent the French. It took 7 minutes to invent the Americans.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:32 am

Originally posted by fable
You're missing the point. I had the worm, I had the alcohol, and I had a lot of time on my hands. The rest is easy to figure.

Oh, and just so everyone knows, Fable's responsible for the French

It took centuries to invent the French. It took 7 minutes to invent the Americans.

Funny how things worked out, eh. I'm still proud of my Pigmies, though... Even if they are supposed to be a joke

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:35 am

Originally posted by fable

I also invented tequila.

I think Im switching my favorite drink to Bacardi

Good job on the french though....havent seen craftmanship like that in some time

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:06 am

Originally posted by fable

I also invented tequila.

Prove it and I'm your worshipper!

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:02 am

Originally posted by fable
You have to pick up some skills while you're slumming around Europe and what not over thousands of years.

I also invented tequila.

So it's YOUR fault!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:15 am

Originally posted by Sojourner
So it's YOUR fault!

Why, S, never touches that?

Well, as anything made by men, the only problem with it is that it is used by men, and men usually dont think how to use nor if it is going to be allright if he use.

But I'm no philosopher, I'm heathen.

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:48 am

Let's just say I had a bad experience with Tequila.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 8:28 am

Originally posted by Sojourner
Let's just say I had a bad experience with Tequila.

Then you've never drinked it at all... lol!

Now serious... yeah, heavy stuff.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:20 am

Originally posted by Sojourner
Let's just say I had a bad experience with Tequila.

She just disrespected The Tequilla.

This makes her a greater heathen than all of you. Together.

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:52 am

Originally posted by Vicsun
She just disrespected The Tequilla.

This makes her a greater heathen than all of you. Together.

Do I get a prize?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:14 am

Originally posted by Sojourner
Do I get a prize?

*hug*?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:38 am

Originally posted by Sojourner
Do I get a prize?

Yes, and better than the hug from Vicsun... You can be the heathen chosen as a model for our newcomers!

You know, we have not told our tequilla stories everywhere yet.

But they are comming!

BTW, another *hug*

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:26 pm

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Yes, and better than the hug from Vicsun... You can be the heathen chosen as a model for our newcomers!

Stop kidnapping my thread, you Johnnies-come-latelies! Why, you don't probably don't know tandoori from a hole in your tequila bottle! Dadnabit! Why, I oughta take a cinammon stick to your hides!

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:17 pm

Whoah, simmer down there fable!

Let the kids have some fun in your thread - good a place as any, right?

Oh, and I would welcome you back - but since you never really left, I guess I won't.

Peace.

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:40 am

Originally posted by fable
Stop kidnapping my thread, you Johnnies-come-latelies! Why, you don't probably don't know tandoori from a hole in your tequila bottle! Dadnabit! Why, I oughta take a cinammon stick to your hides!

Cinnamon stick? What happened to the snapping dentures +1?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:56 am

Originally posted by Sojourner
Cinnamon stick? What happened to the snapping dentures +1?

I lent 'em to Chanak while his cardboard teeth are at the laundry.

Oh, and I would welcome you back - but since you never really left, I guess I won't.

I accept your fulsome apology.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:46 am

Originally posted by fable
Stop kidnapping my thread, you Johnnies-come-latelies! Why, you don't probably don't know tandoori from a hole in your tequila bottle! Dadnabit! Why, I oughta take a cinammon stick to your hides!

Oh, this is not kidnapping... this is invasive-techniques # 4455, Previously stated on the heathen 'ugly things to do manual', by me and Sytze, coming soon on a bookstore close to your house!

(Group discount for members)

Now... a hole on my tequila bottle? Yes, I know that one, is from where I drink! Chicken tandoori is not funny really, and my IQ is higher than you think... (sometimes

). BTW, dont forget I'm the Geek master on the geek test, I can bug you... and destroy your comlink to the internet... and perhaps invite you to watch some sci fy movies if you are nice...

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:08 am

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Oh, this is not kidnapping... this is invasive-techniques # 4455, Previously stated on the heathen 'ugly things to do manual', by me and Sytze, coming soon on a bookstore close to your house! (Group discount for members)

Well, that would explain it. And in fellowship for good spam, I suppose I should offer to invade your heathen thread. When will your book be available?

Now... a hole on my tequila bottle? Yes, I know that one, is from where I drink! Chicken tandoori is not funny really, and my IQ is higher than you think...

Chicken tandoori can be among the funniest things in the universe, if you don't prepare it properly. But if you do it up right, it's a delicacy desired on more than thirty planets. That's in fact why the Earth still exists--because we're the original source for chicken tandoori. Each year, many aesthetes who love its preternatural flavors become pilgrims and travel here in round, shiny ships, hovering over the lands where clay ovens and chicken met so fatefully many thousands of years ago.