The Old Spammers Home (The Life of a Old Spammer)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:48 am

Grunty... That names sounds familiar

Was he my tailgunner during the Berlin bombing? Damnable bastard, that guy was... until he caught a German 9mm in the groin. We had a good laugh over that.

So what's the problem? Work issues?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:51 am

Yeah, exsanguination and apathetic doc
I should get to bed so i can do it all over again

See ya Waverly

(Be gentle with Grunty...or not

)

[ 06-23-2001: Message edited by: T'lainya ]

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 10:10 am

While that is going on, Minerva sits in the corner of garden with a couple of history books in her hands, and half asleep.

Suddenly, she shivers and sits up still.

"Oh, so much noises," she murmurs, "they are always making noises..."

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 4:54 pm

KidD sit on the rooftop, looking straight far far away. He takes off his sunglasses. The cool breeze of summer wind touches his face, like the kiss of his former GF. K' smiles bitterly and searches for his cigar in his pocket "Ahh those spamming days......."

[ 06-23-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 5:33 pm

*Thorin watches the retirees spamming away at their home. He isn't planning to retire because he still has a job. A job too continue spam and not let SYM to be taken over by serious people. He is one of the last people on the front, defending spam. He hasn't been at gamebanshee as long as some of the others but he still has the knowledge. He saw the spamming hey-days and he saw it fall, but throughtout this turmoil he kept up too his job requirments. But all is not lost. He still has his ace up his sleeve. He has much power including a supply of spam filled topics on page 10 that he can bump up and bring back spam. Thorin will continue to spam even when non-spammers attempt to flame him. He looks at his rolemodels; Weasel, Foul etc... He rememebers how Weasel bravely defended spam a long time ago, and he is going to do the same if it comes down to it. But Thorin also wonders where some people are. Some of the spammers aen't in the retirement homes. Where are these people. Omar, Ubik etc... Maybe they are still lurking. Maybe there's hope.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 5:49 pm

Reedited.

Simmarilion; History of Gamebanshee Forums.
At first there was god. God created man, and give them fire and so on. Man created pcs and microsoft. A pc game named Baldur's Gate 2 came to existence and made roleplaying games popular once more. The craze took over the world. A man who we will call Mr. Satan decided to create a message board where things about the game could be disscussed. From this shot of more forums, and then people came. Only about 1000 of them at first. They disscused BG and BG2, but they had other intersts. Buck had to control these crazy people and sent them to a dungeon named SYM. These people were moved into SYM, where a man named Sleep did one of the most important things in the history of the world; He invented spam and taught a man named Weasel this art. He created Weasel, the master spammer. Weasel passed this idea to everybody and the world was once more a happy place. Some of his students and followers were Ubik, Waverly, Foul, Brink, to name a few. They were the grand spammers. Then I joined. SYM was still in its hey-day at that point. A week later BGdungeon shut down and 500 more people moved here. It was crazy. But even after the shutdown of bgdungeon and the movement of its inhabitants more people came. Soon there were over 2000 members. The old spamemres were overwhelmed and hid away. New members came with ideas that would seem absurd to spammers. They made serious topics. But spam name continued. The old spammers passed down the skill of flame and spam to other people and the world became slightly better. More forums were created , but bg2 and SYm remained the largest. BG2 was taken over by the new people. SYm changed from a prison for the spammers, to a sanctuary for anybody that still believed in the now ancient art of spam. But through all this turmoil Sleep remained, and the old spammers lignered around. Many of them might be gone but their influence continues.
Sleep who created spam.
Weasel who taught spam.
And many others who made the world a better place.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 9:45 pm

Thorin you forget about the flames !

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 6:08 am

@Thorin-Well,actually Sleep,KidD01 and Maurice invented spam before SYM was created

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 3:23 pm

Ms T sits in her chair after being heavily sedated for her temper tantrum the other day

Sorry

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 3:46 pm

At the request of Lainy, Waverly has been moved from the coed floor and is being housed with the criminally insane...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 4:10 pm

Thinking that Waverly belonged there in the first place

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 5:30 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
At the request of Lainy, Waverly has been moved from the coed floor and is being housed with the criminally insane...

Say hello to Omar while your there.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 7:03 pm

KidD still enjoying the view on the rooftop. With cigar on his mouth he realy relaxed this time - no spamming rampage, no flaming frenzy, no stupid hugging again, the only thing beautiful now is the view of sunset and cool breeze of summer. It's the best sunset view that he ever seen in his life.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 7:16 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Reedited.
Simmarilion; History of Gamebanshee Forums.
At first there was god. God created man, and give them fire and so on. <SNIP>Sleep who created spam.
Weasel who taught spam.
And many others who made the world a better place.

@Thorin : The great Bible of spam is : "Goody" !

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 9:58 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
 Thinking that Waverly belonged there in the first place

ROFL

@Weasel: ...and Ubik, I think.

Maybe Gruntboy as well...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 3:57 am

Originally posted by KidD01:
@Thorin : The great Bible of spam is : "Goody" !

Excuse my comments on email Kid, you are a pioneer yourself. You were always a class spammer yourself.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 6:25 pm

Noprob, Sleepy. Thanx for the reminder anyway. The truth is I also in a weird mood these days, actually I have some personal issue

As for me being the pioneer of spam, NAAH i just get dragged by you, Maurice and others

Remember the time When Bordin got so mad about our spelling and the way we start to spam ?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 3:05 am

That was classic, we spammed like 150 messages before he came back and he got very mad....

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 8:36 am

ROFL, BTW any news regarding our dearly late comrades Dr M and Da Big B ?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 2:30 pm

For you newbies and Commies : This is how Weasel Finally get retired in his old days - read from the first post