The Old Spammers Home (The Life of a Old Spammer)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:29 am

Darkpoet and the wheelchair, wipes out badly. And Darkpoet flies through the air and falls on his errr..um...flag pole...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:33 am

Ouch! Ms T hands him some painkillers

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:35 am

Darkpoet is now in traction, he is attached to a rope and a weight.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:38 am

mwhahahaha my plan is working

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:40 am

Poor Dp

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:41 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Darkpoet is now in traction, he is attached to a rope and a weight.

I don't think that works, neither does the suction device. Better maintain a charming personality

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:42 am

do not worry you are all but pawns

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:42 am

Bruno grabs Cheesemage and stuffs him in the freezer.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:44 am

man its cold in here, but the fishsticks are great, waitr these arent fishsticks these are rats frozen come back to get their revenge on me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cheesemage screams in terror as rats eat him again*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:59 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
I don't think that works, neither does the suction device. Better maintain a charming personality

Sounds like you're the expert, Wavy...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 10:01 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
Sounds like you're the expert, Wavy...

Good one Georgi.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 10:07 am

@DP

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:31 am

The nurse comes in to apply some salve. Years of enlagement therapy have left Waverly in constant discomfort...

...either that or he just likes the salve

[ 06-18-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:33 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
The nurse comes in to apply some salve. Years of enlagement therapy have left Waverly in constant discomfort...

...either that or he just likes the salve

[ 06-18-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Is that the enlargement of your ears??

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:54 am

i hate i was sleeping through all of this.

i have LMFAO reading this!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 12:04 pm

Hehe gotta cut down on the naps there

or turn those hearing aids up

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jun 19, 2001 11:17 am

GB without marines in the old Spammers home...it's really a classic !

I think those marines were banned here

DP doing a hang loose ? ROFL

Nahh time for my whisky !

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:31 am

Ms T is in a vile temper this am. She refuses to eat her oatmeal and throws her meds on the floor. When the nurse comes in to sedate her she whacks her in the foot with her cane and hobbles outside to throw acorns at the pigeons

(Sorry everyone bad bad night last night)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:40 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Ms T is in a vile temper this am. She refuses to eat her oatmeal and throws her meds on the floor. When the nurse comes in to sedate her she whacks her in the foot with her cane and hobbles outside to throw acorns at the pigeons (Sorry everyone bad bad night last night)

Waverly steals an extra dose of viagra and hides it in the pocket of his robe before following Lainy out

[ 06-23-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:44 am

And good morning to you Waverly

Hopefully your day goes better than my night

And I'm sure Grunty will appreciate your ingesting Viagara for him