The Old Spammers Home (The Life of a Old Spammer)

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:36 am

ROFLMAO Oh Dp your proctologist is here

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:38 am

No DP, I've sneaked a bottle of Whiskey in for you. My, that nurse Ratchet took a *lot* of persuading if you catch my drift.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:40 am

Darkpoet, drinks the whiskey, that Grunty brought into him. He now is on the hunt for T.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:42 am

Grunt, err, "Mr Jones" stalks the corridors re-arranging peoples shelves and putting speed in the old folks cups of tea.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:45 am

Hey Grunt..maybe you should drop some Viagra in some of those medicine cups

T's at the corner bar drinking guinness

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:47 am

Darkpoet watches in horror was Weasel is dragged away by Bruno.

Darkpoet escapes to the corner bar.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:50 am

The viagra already went in the Guinness

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:50 am

Ms T looks up from her pint..uh oh

How'd you get outta there?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:52 am

Darkpoet wheels up to the counter, "Guinness, please."

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:53 am

Uh-oh. This is gonna be messy.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:55 am

D'oh

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:00 am

bump
you see im delusional , i think im back in my glory days as a bumper extradonaire

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:01 am

Darkpoet raises the flag, leaves the bar and starts his own parade.

"Everything has a blue haze."

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:03 am

I BUMP WANT BUMP MY BUMP PRUNE BUMP JUICE BUMP,BUMP

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:05 am

LOL DP

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:08 am

Dp heads for a ice cold mountian river.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:14 am

LOL Ms T will cheerfully push him into the water

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:19 am

I'm making my escape.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:21 am

watching Nurse Ratchet chasing Dp down

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 9:26 am

an escape , the time is now, goes to kitchen takes out all the cheese and throws then out the window screaming be free young ones be free!