The Old Spammers Home (The Life of a Old Spammer)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 7:50 am

LMAO. Bruno was already sent in there.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 7:52 am

Making note to self..avoid that area at all costs!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 7:54 am

Someone help Weasel, he passed out in his peas, again.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 7:56 am

LOL Did he get overmedicated?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 7:59 am

Darkpoet sees nurse Rachet coming his way, with his spoon. He tries to fend her off, by flicking peas at her.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:01 am

Sleep coughs up gelatinous green liquid and screams "spammer"

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:02 am

Uh oh I think Dp's going to get his medication "the other way"

Ms T decides to make an escape attempt

(My great aunt did that, it worked too

)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:04 am

Darkpoet yells at T, "COWARD, come back and help." Wheeling his chair backward, spins the chair around. And hauls ass down the hallway.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:06 am

My great aunt once escaped the Old Folks home and was found walking the streets of a local town

(honestly true)

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:09 am

Ms T yells "What did you call me?"

She then starts throwing teh peas under his wheels

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:10 am

So did my Great Grandfather, they found him at the bar around the corner. He would sneak out every Friday, they finially just let him go and pick him up around midnight.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:11 am

Hmm makes you wonder if all our assorted relatives made escapes..how many others do?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:13 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Ms T yells "What did you call me?"
She then starts throwing teh peas under his wheels </STRONG>

As Darkpoet spins out of control, he then remembered, she hated that word. He slid into the elevator, pushed the button and waved goodbye to T, as the door closed.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:15 am

Spammer she yelled after DP

I think I'll hide his teeth next time he loses them

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:20 am

Thinking he escaped, he wheeled around the corner. Then a nurse grabbed his wheelchair, "Time for your prostate exam Mr. Poet."

Looking at his chart, he reconized T's hand writing. Doh.

Little did she know, he added prune juice in her coffee.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:22 am

LMAO, good thing my hand shakes so much I spilled it

Wait until he finds out Brunos giving the exam

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:30 am

Nurse Rachet, takes T's wheelchair, "Come on Ms. T, time to take your temperature. Lulu Bell, is going to do it this time.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:33 am

Ms T all of a sudden yells It's time for Bingo! And nurse ratchet is stampeded by the residents

Ms T decides to sneak out to the corner bar

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:34 am

"Visitor for Mr Poet" exclaimed nurse Ratchet.

Gruntboy, poorly disguised with a ridiculous fake beard, presents himself as "Mr Jones".

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 8:35 am

Darkpoet's scream echoes, through the next two countys.