The Old Spammers Home (The Life of a Old Spammer)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 3:55 pm

I sit here, a old time spammer. I have seen the *Happy Spam Days* come and go. I have witness spamming in it's truest form by Mr.Sleep. I have seen spam fly on to the board like a rocket leaving the earth by KidD01. I have seen the flames hit so bad my *Anti-Flame Panties* (co. Sleazel) could not protect me, by Waverly. I seen words so big and strange (by Foul) my mind skipped a couple of clogs.

I take a break here and get the nurse to change my *Depends* and straighten my pillow.

I look back further on my time and see more....

Gruntboy and his marines attacking...
Ubik and his loveboat.....
Melosh-Tar and his gems....
Alienbob and his court case....
Flinfman and his goal to out spam KidD01...
Chrissy and the bald, fat 60 year old man...
Flagg and his crusade to wipe of spam....
Minerva and her peace keeping....
Ms.T and her giving me a break...
DP and the transformation...
Buck giving me a break...

Nurse comes in and tells me I'm overdoing it, that I need to take a break from spamming to much. I see the ice cream is being wheeled out, I like ice cream. In my younger days cookies were my thing, but that's another story better left for another day..........

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 3:58 pm

I think I'm a resident of this place as well

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 4:42 pm

Continuation from Weasel's list @ what I can remember (my memory's a little bit hazy though,not as good as during my fence-sitting days....... )

Slyweasel and his 'correct' answers
Weasel+cookies+monkey=weird lyrics+insane amount of spam
Flagg and his pickup lines
Waverly and his rod of smiting (did I get the right person??

)
Melosh-tar and his gemless adventures
Ubik and Selmita.....
Chrissy and her innocence

T'lainya and her flames

Mr. Sleep and goody
Gruntboy and Pornbanshee
Minerva and her wisdom
Vehemence and his grand entrances
Xandax for being the suc...erm,I meant for continuing to answer Waverly's quiz questions long after everyone stopped
Karembeu and Jaheira
Alienbob and his flying triangle
Osiris and his

smileys
KidD01 and his everfast typing gloves
Maurice for being the best spamming moderator
Drakron and D&D

I hope I haven't missed out anyone.I'm sure nobody will ever remember me........*Brink falls asleep on his wheelchair once again*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 6:21 pm

Waverly the Seer creeps in and takes a seat in an old rocker by the window. His wisened hazel eyes still bright lights in his haggard old face.

"Say, Weasel, remember the time Melosh tried to tell us Chrissy was 16? Those were the days, eh? How about the..."

Waverly slumps forward, alseep in mid-sentence. He dreams of Ubik's exploits in the planar sphere and Chrissy sunbathing topless in the south pacific... those days seem a lifetime away to him now...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:16 pm

LOL T'lainya comes back escorted by a nurse who firmly tells her no more wheelchair races in the halls

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:20 pm

@Waverly, yes I remember...everybody was just flirting along, then that one post by Melosh LMFAO

I believe you could have heard a pin drop.

I still like the post where I said I was going to unfreeze Omar.

Your reply: Are you sure that's a good idea..LMAO

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:23 pm

Was it Melosh who made the mistake on Chrissy's age? I thought it was Omar. Of course that might be senility on my part

The days of Slyweasel and Mrs. Sleep

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:23 pm

Ahh...the good old days when I was still a full-time lurker.....how I missed them.....

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:35 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>Ahh...the good old days when I was still a full-time lurker.....how I missed them..... </STRONG>

me too brink, and when i finally did start to post everyone thought i was ONE of weasels alter-egos!

there was always something to laugh at back then

(now too, but not as much it seems).

weasel- are you still on? PM me if you are-i need to know if you want this job.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:37 pm

@leedogg-Yeap,back then everyone didn't take things so seriously (even the incident where Weasel messed up the board was taken lightly by the others

)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:40 pm

Yeah, Brink never took anything seriously

Waverly looks at the Canadian National Aegis Award on the mantle in a place of honor. Brink's name is prominent on the brass plate.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:41 pm

The Ladies room and the Ladies room pt2

Who could forget Flagg kicking down the door and Alexia turning into a werewolf

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:44 pm

And Waverly gave out horrible advice

Who could forget Vehemence's first appearance??

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:44 pm

"Can I say something before I get banned again?"

LMFAO

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:51 pm

@Waverly-Guess who said that

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:53 pm

LMAO Waverly

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:55 pm

Melosh's appearance in the story and Ubik's solution to his apeearance. LMAO

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 7:56 pm

Or how about the time when Weasel stole every spammer's cash with his spam crusade against Flagg...oops...

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T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 8:00 pm

Weasel, how about Foul posting his signature in Tolkeins elvish language and you thinking he was flaming you?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 8:01 pm

@Brink...almost got away with it too.