beer is better than a woman

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 1:27 pm

Ahhh! DP! - *hugs*

*but he kept the mini skirt!*

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 1:31 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
Ahhh! DP! - *hugs*

*but he kept the mini skirt!*

It goes with my eyes.

nael · Post by **nael** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 3:02 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

Hmmmm, you can't cuddle with a beer on a cold rainy night.

yes you can...nothing better

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 7:26 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
It goes with my eyes.

Yeah... are you sure those red streaks in your eyes are healthy?

@Nael... how can you cuddle a beer??

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 7:37 pm

@Nael... how can you cuddle a beer??

Maybe it's a talent particular to Texans

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 7:38 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:

@Nael... how can you cuddle a beer??

Well you could somehow use the rain as an excuse to drink.
"Its raining. Theres water everywhere. I'll have a beer"
"I feel like having a beer and its raining"
"beer can be only drunk by drunks singing in the rain"

If you get drunk you can sing in the rain.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 8:07 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:

Maybe it's a talent particular to Texans

Or self-confessed misogynists

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 8:10 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
If you get drunk you can sing in the rain.

You can anyway

Just ask Gene Kelly

nael · Post by **nael** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 9:49 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
You can anyway
Just ask Gene Kelly

wasn't that fred astaire?

no one here as ever fallen asleep holding a beer?

hmmmm, maybe this misogynist texan needs help...nahhhhhh, it's everyone else who is screwy.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 9:51 pm

never fall asleep holding a beer, you cold spill good alcohol.

G'Night all

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 9:56 pm

Originally posted by nael:
wasn't that fred astaire?

Nope

Quick visit tonight eh?

Goodnight Nael... don't forget to put your beer down first then

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:20 pm

Im probably going to regret bumping this thread too, but its another one of those comparison threads, like Locke's computer vs women thread, and Xandax's dictionary thread.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:44 pm

Oh goodie

First off we have to be clear on WHAT beer. And WHAT the situation is. For instance is it a beer with friends (Which could include women) and is the term "women" meant as a girlfriend/wife or just females in general.

This is a point we have to figure out.

Now lets say Im having a good old Bass, or a good pint of Guiness. Or better yet even a simple Pacifico. Drinking it over a fire say in the desert with some friends talking over the beers about good times had. Now there, a beer is better than say an evening with just some broad.

You see I do believe If I would ever find the woman of my dreams I would be with her at that fire with my friends having that beer, in which my great beer/great woman will go hand in hand. Sure woman are amazing and can do great things at great lengths to make me feel GREAT. But sometimes, and most likely after a hard day. The best damn thing is an Ice Cold Beer with a good friend, just quiet time with a beer a pal and a game on the toob.

And for the record You an cuddle a beer, but most likely one cuddles with a bottle of hard alcohol. Ask Jack Daniels, me and him have had some long nights together.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:32 pm

Beer is good,

women are good,

beer AND women are great.

nuff said.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 12:50 am

Beer drunk off the body of a nekked woman is better.

What do the gals think? More and more women are copeting with the men in drinking stakes. What about it - you girls prefer a hot guy or a cool tin?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 5:31 am

Here's what I found about beer and women

:
Why is Beer better than Women :
1. You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
2. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer
3. When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer
4. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath
5. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty
6. A beer always goes down easily
7. You can share a beer with your friends
8. A beer is always wet
9. Beer doesn’t demand equality
10. A beer doesn’t care when you get home.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 7:31 am

Grrr...I thought this thread had died.

Grunty: I love wine, not beer. But, a warm male body holding you tight is ALWAYS better than wine.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 7:53 am

Originally posted by Vivien
a warm male body holding you tight is ALWAYS better than wine.

@Viv

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No worries,

Silent Beldin

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 8:26 am

Silly man

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 8:29 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Silly man

WHO ? Me ?
**looks innocent**