beer is better than a woman

nael · Post by **nael** » Sun Oct 21, 2001 2:10 pm

reasons why beer is better than a woman:
1. no repercussions if you dump it.
2. they go down easy
3. they don't get mad if you take off its top
4. if it goes flat, you can throw it out.
5. if you treat it right, you're gauranteed good head
6. it tastes good every day
7. they're always wet

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Oct 21, 2001 2:20 pm

They only cost $3.50.

They come in all sorts of colours.
You can get them at any bar.

CM · Post by CM » Sun Oct 21, 2001 2:24 pm

I don't drink, but i agree in sentiment!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sun Oct 21, 2001 10:08 pm

I drink .... eehh, well I've enjoyed some alcoholic drinks on occasion

and I say - beer is better with a woman

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Oct 21, 2001 11:57 pm

Originally posted by Xandax:
I drink .... eehh, well I've enjoyed some alcoholic drinks on occasion
and I say - beer is better with a woman

I don't drink anymore...but I have to agree.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 2:06 am

@neal&Aegis: Are you completely out of your mind?

i cant se they are even comparable.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 3:53 am

I think Xandax made the best point. Beer is better with the woman.

Saruman · Post by **Saruman** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 5:14 am

A few more that I can remember.

You always know that you are the first to pop a beer.

Beer doesn't complain when you come home smelling of beer.

You don't hurt a beers feeling when you move onto another beer.

A beer doesn't complain if you satisfy yourself but don't quite finish it off.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 6:48 am

Dottie: No, they're not out of their mind, but if they think Beer is better than women..well just makes me wonder how many women they've actually had...

Saruman · Post by **Saruman** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 6:55 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
well just makes me wonder how many women they've actually had...

Vivien, You really do say the must hurtful things

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 6:57 am

Beer is better with the woman

depending on how much you drink

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 7:02 am

Originally posted by Saruman:
Vivien, You really do say the must hurtful things

*hug* Not to hurt intentionally

But really 'Beer is better than women'? I was all ready to rip into you guys, but I knew you were joking.

(Or hoped you were)

Saruman · Post by **Saruman** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 7:08 am

That's OK Vivien, I think we can all realise that this entire topic is a bit of light relief.

Anyway one more that is very likely to get a few groans.

You can enjoy a bear all month round

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 10:10 am

Beer and women do have a thing in common though:

IF YOU HAVE TO MUTCH OF ONE OF THEM YOU GET A HEADACHE!!!!!!

BWAAAHAAAHHAAAAA!!! *fhew*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 10:17 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
Beer and women do have a thing in common though:

IF YOU HAVE TO MUTCH OF ONE OF THEM YOU GET A HEADACHE!!!!!!

BWAAAHAAAHHAAAAA!!! *fhew*

That's why you need to work on increasing your stamina

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 10:22 am

Originally posted by dragon wench:

That's why you need to work on increasing your stamina

or your intelligence...

(to be smart enought to make the saving throw vs temptation.)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 10:26 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
or your intelligence... (to be smart enought to make the saving throw vs temptation.)

I've always liked this Oscar Wilde quote:
"I can resist everything except temptation"

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 12:00 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:
I've always liked this Oscar Wilde quote:
"I can resist everything except temptation"

LOL, I must say I agree! But who's Oscar Wilde? (name sounds familiar though)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 12:49 pm

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
LOL, I must say I agree! But who's Oscar Wilde? (name sounds familiar though)

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) was a major Irish writer, dramatist and literary critic. His works are infused with a great deal of satire.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 1:26 pm

I'll think women are better than beer.

There is no such thing as a soft beer.

Hmmmm, you can't cuddle with a beer on a cold rainy night.

I drink beer, but I'll give it up for a woman.