The Cure for Curious People !

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Sep 23, 2001 10:22 pm

Since SS have lotza curiousity, I hope these will reduce her curiousity a tiny bit

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
A. Money

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the difference between you and your paycheck?
A. Your wife will blow your check.

Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.

Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Q. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A. They've both swallowed a lot of sea-men.

Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist beach?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q. What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick-pocket snatches watches.

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More head room.

Q. What do a ***** and soy beans have in common?
A. They are both used as a substitute for meat.

Q. What's the difference between a blimp and 365 bj's?
A. One is a goodyear, and the other is a great year.

Q. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't?
A. A bellybutton.

Q. Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A. Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 12:42 pm

That was certainly... different....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 2:38 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
That was certainly... different....

You think? I'm sure it's been posted before...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 2:54 pm

Originally posted by KidD01:
Since SS have lotza curiousity, I hope these will reduce her curiousity a tiny bit

Actually, this didn't reduce my curiosity, but it did increase it in some areas.

Originally posted by KidD01:
Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

I don't pay a whole lot of attention to improving my appearance. You can't improve perfection afterall.

Originally posted by KidD01:
Q. What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick-pocket snatches watches.

Originally posted by KidD01:
Q. Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A. Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

*may regret this, but...* Why would it matter if the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away?

KillerKid · Post by **KillerKid** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 3:08 pm

ill give ya a hint his name is Jack O.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 3:18 pm

Possible Foul may have something to do with as well...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 5:31 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
I don't pay a whole lot of attention to improving my appearance. You can't improve perfection afterall.

I don't know, I think you'd look better if your head wasn't quite so big...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 5:37 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
I don't know, I think you'd look better if your head wasn't quite so big...

So, she has a large head? She's never mentioned this? What are the exact proportions here?

SS: *hug*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:00 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
So, she has a large head? She's never mentioned this? What are the exact proportions here?

Hmmmm, well it's still not so big that she can't get in and out of SYM, but surely it's only a matter of time...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:07 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
Hmmmm, well it's still not so big that she can't get in and out of SYM, but surely it's only a matter of time...

Why would I want out?

Besides, the part about unable to improve perfection is merely repeating what other people have told me about how I look.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:11 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Why would I want out?

Besides, the part about unable to improve perfection is merely repeating what other people have told me about how I look.

Well people have said i look like Brad Pitt and you don't hear me going on a bout it

Of course it was my mum, and she doesn't even know who Brad Pitt is

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:14 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Well people have said i look like Brad Pitt and you don't hear me going on a bout it Of course it was my mum, and she doesn't even know who Brad Pitt is

LOL

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:18 am

Well, Mr. Sleep does have a point

It does depend on who tells who that, which rely's on several factors:
A) Does this person want to sleep with you?
B) Is this person a relative?
C) Is this person a friend, their social life dependent on you?

Any of the above categories may not be telling the truth

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:28 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Well, Mr. Sleep does have a point It does depend on who tells who that, which rely's on several factors:
A) Does this person want to sleep with you?
B) Is this person a relative?
C) Is this person a friend, their social life dependent on you?

Any of the above categories may not be telling the truth

Are those choices inter-relational

But seriously, i have been called many things, it ranges from a very handsome young man to cooorrr he's ugly... from that i most likely just look confused

IMO i am not ugly, but then i am not exactly brad pitt either

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:34 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Are those choices inter-relational

But seriously, i have been called many things, it ranges from a very handsome young man to cooorrr he's ugly... from that i most likely just look confused IMO i am not ugly, but then i am not exactly brad pitt either

Those choices are only inter-relational if your parents are sick, or your friends are only friends with you because they want to sleep with you. Either way, not gonna get the truth from them

What?! You say your Mum says you look like Brad Pitt but you don't believe her! Shame on you!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:38 am

Originally posted by Vivien:

What?! You say your Mum says you look like Brad Pitt but you don't believe her! Shame on you!

Well my dad has said it also

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:44 am

A) Does this person want to sleep with you?
Yes

B) Is this person a relative?
Yes

C) Is this person a friend, their social life dependent on you?
No

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:45 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
 Well my dad has said it also

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Your Dad's not one of the above mentioned parents who wants to sleep with their children, is he?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:51 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Those choices are only inter-relational if your parents are sick

They're also inter-relational if your cousin wants to sleep with you, or if your cousin is your friend who wants to sleep with you.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:53 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Your Dad's not one of the above mentioned parents who wants to sleep with their children, is he?

Nope he isn't

This is actually really funny if you knew my parents